Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine, like Jude Law's nanny. Matt Damon: Do you like apples? Jude Law: Yeah. Matt: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? [Matt whacks…
Date Archives October 2005
The Analrapist
THIRTEEN (FOX) – "24" creators Joel Surnow and Bob Cochran have received a commitment for a new serialized drama that takes a film noirish look at a contemporary investigator looking into a kidnapping in Los Angeles. Each season will unfold over a 13-episode arc. "Is…
Everything will be Punky Brewster
BERT & DICKIE (HBO) – Owen Wilson, Larry Charles ("Seinfeld") and Rick Rubin are set to team for a new half-hour comedy about an odd-couple standup comedy team that can't ever manage to come out on top, personally or professionally. The trio will co-write and…
Groan…
I'm awake! I'm awake, okay?