Front-runner for "worst album title of the year": He Poos Clouds (Final Fantasy). When Esquire asked men who they'd invite from a list of 14 notable women to a dinner party, they chose Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Rice was followed by Oprah Winfrey and…
Date Archives June 2006
More than meets the eye
Criss Angel does not impress Jon or Adam Robot, but I have to admit, some of his season two Mindfreak illusions are pretty amazing. more: Criss Angel floats from one building rooftop to another Criss Angel impales himself on a fence Criss Angel walks on…
Shirt Happens
What the hell is Shawn Michaels wearing?
Demolition Derby
Another Entertainment Weekly list! The 10 best car-chase scenes on film: 10. Terminator 2: Judgment Day 09. Charlie's Angels 08. Death Race 2000 07. The Blues Brothers 06. Thelma and Louise 05. The Man With the Golden Gun 04. The Road Warrior 03. Ronin 02….
Body body rock, body body rock
On Michael Bay's 2007 live-action Transformers movie: Producers are trying to secure permission to use real car brands for the Transformers' shape-shifting alter egos. [source] For reasons that I won't get into, we see an iPod, Xbox 360 and plasma screens sprout legs and transform…
Heard but not seen
The 25 Most Controversial Movies Ever: 25. Aladdin 24. Caligula 23. Kids 22. Do the Right Thing 21. Bonnie and Clyde 20. Cannibal Holocaust 19. Basic Instinct 18. I Am Curious (Yellow) 17. Freaks 16. United 93 15. Triumph of the Will 14. The Warriors…
I want to publish zines and rage against machines
Lucas sure adopted one fugly daughter. His facial hair looks so weird with his undefined chin and goiter neck. I can't help but think: On the way to Home Depot today, I saw a man with a comb-over rockin' out to When in Rome in…
In a world gone mad
Michelle Malkin: "F-16s + Beastie Boys = Crazy Delicious"
Knights of Cydonia
Sweet Jesus, Super Paper Mario looks awesome. Yummy down on this. The design enthusiast in me has a thunderous erection. Shit, mathematical equation clouds! Best of all, the game's primarily a platformer. more tasty morsels Posses in effect: The Strokes have recorded a cover of…