I've lost control.

For the record, Jon's feelings about the Bud Light mixed with Clamato are wrong. They are delicious together – it's called a Red Eye, if you include a raw egg. I've had many of them.

I'm convinced that my brother will someday declare bankruptcy. He cannot manage money whatsoever, and he's majoring in business! This week, he bought a MacBook Pro with the intention of replacing its 120GB hard drive with a 250GB hard drive and buying and installing Windows….

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Ryan Seacrest will host the Emmys red carpet for E!, and then run inside and host the show. [source] He's also nominated for American Idol and may perform a musical number. Related: Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul

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SYSTEM OF A DOWN's Serj Tankian, MASTODON, and Josh Homme and Troy Van Leeuwen of QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE have all signed on to play alongside FOO FIGHTERS at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. [source] I await the bemused webcam reactions.

Method Man plays a Persian emissary in the upcoming flick "Hunting and Fishing," a parody of "300" from the writers behind "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie." [source] According to IMDb, other roles in Hunting and Fishing include: Sanjaya, K-Fed, Ryan Seacrest, Hooters Girl and Donald…

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Mattel is rapidly running out of toys to recall. The president of the company?

Republican presidential hopeful, U.S. Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan. during a speech at the New Hampshire Institute of Politics, Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2007. In his defense, the traffic in Manchester is horrendous.