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Date Archives September 2007
Black Wholes
Whole Foods Market's new store in San Francisco includes the company's first mini spa, [featuring] an on-site nutritionist, naturopathic doctor, estheticians and massage therapists. Services include massage, waxing, facials, makeup consultation and application, and personal nutrition and wellness consultations. [source] Psh… The Whole Foods in…
The Constant Gardiner
From the passenger seat of Tushar's car to your eyes: » I saw a Maine license plate for the first time. » I saw a "God Bless America" bumper sticker on a Bell service van. Canadian company, Ontario license plate — "Why would the driver…
We've made a huge mistake
"Bauer's day gets off to a shocking start when former colleague Tony Almeida returns after being left for dead in CTU's infirmary," reads the Fox press release. [source] Season six was all a dream.
…Ladies
Gentlemen, which female robot with Asian features do you prefer: Miss Beer or Miss Shaver?
Is Not Toronto
I saw this in an educational toy store at the Conestoga Mall in Waterloo: Motivational stickers. "What am I gonna do with 120 stickers that say 'Stand up for what you believe'?" I saw this in a dollar store at the same mall: Tushar was…
Is Toronto
Toronto is Ontario's capital…of buildings with cyan-tinted windows. Tushar said he lived close to the city. We must define "close" differently, because 75 miles (120 km), to me, is not close. Tushar also claimed that I couldn't use $100 CAD bills in Ontario (wrong!) and…
Feel good hit of the winter
Queens of the Stone Age will rock a holiday-themed episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. [Josh] Homme is slightly worried the band has ruined "ten years of credibility" by participating. [source] …says a man who appears in Epic Movie. • Finally after countless requests from…
Fear of frying
[Burger King] is introducing a new product: raw apples cut to look like french fries and served in a box that it calls the Frypod. "We think kids will flock to it." [source] More fucking apples? Who convinced the fast food industry that apples are…