If the NBA Finals were a burger, it would be a circular patty with seared basketball "ribs" on both sides sandwiched between two slices of Jewish Rye, one slathered in Heinz Blastin' Green EZ Squirt ketchup and Miracle Whip, the other in Heinz Funky Purple EZ Squirt ketchup and mustard. And Jimmy Kimmel would be fucking it.
Bigger mismatch: Mike Brown vs. Gregg Popovich or Doc Rivers vs. Phil Jackson?
Doc's son Jeremiah is transferring from Georgetown to Indiana. It seems like he's been playing college basketball forever, like Eric Devendorf.
How could they reject a city in a Muslim country that borders Iraq?
If a city I live in ever lands the Olympics, I'm moving immediately.