My son is visiting this summer, his first time visiting America.
I've penciled in excursions all over California to compensate for Skyping through the bulk of his formative years. He was admittedly an accident but has become (at the risk of sounding cheesy) a blessing in my otherwise drab life.
do your parents know?
last thing you would probably want is your mom taking him to an acupuncturist to find balance in him
yes, they know.
You have a son?
immaculate conception?
c'mon, people! i've discussed him before! hornblower can attest.
Just don't take him to a carolina hockey game and get caught on national tv…
whhhhhhhhhat?