"tung." [snickering] one day in seventh grade, my health class teacher asked each student to share his or her middle name. "your middle name is tongue? what?" "t-u-n-g. it's a romanization of the middle character of my asian name." the correct pinyin is actually "dong,"…
Date Archives August 2009
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Heads Will Roll
While shaving today, I cut my nose. I want to go electric, but McKern believes an electric shaver will "chaw my face and neck to shit." That would be a good death in a horror flick. I recently crossed paths again with the Puff the…
Guest Hosts
WWE plans to continue having guests hosts appear on "Raw" at least through the end of the year. Upcoming booked talent includes Bob Barker, Al Sharpton, "Access Hollywood" co-host Nancy O'Dell and LeBron James. Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis Philbin and…
Weekend Nachos
District 9 I considered rating it , but even grading on a curve as I do, District 9 is missing a je ne sais quoi for me to bestow it our highest honour. I feel similarly about Mad Men. I feel like Mad Men uses…
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
At a family dinner with a cousin visiting from Edmonton, my mother informed me that my ears resemble those of a monkey. "With your short hair, you look like a monkey. You look like the Monkey King. Mickey Mouse!" "Didn't you realize this 20 years…
Cross out the eyes
India's new health and welfare minister came out with an idea on how to tackle the population issue: Bring electricity to every Indian village so that people would watch television until late at night and therefore be too tired to make babies. [source] In the…
Vick
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