"Who are you supposed to be?" "I'm a Primanti Bros. sandwich." "Okay…" "Before I arrived, I gorged on pastrami, provolone cheese, french fries, cole slaw, and tomatoes." [pause] "No? [sigh] Maybe if I was Italian… Or covered in stacks of Euros." "Because 'bread' is slang…
Date Archives October 2010
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ostrich Dee Honourable mentions: » Van Alden flagellating himself (Boardwalk Empire, S01E06) » John McCain: "The system is broken" record (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 10-26-10) » The house of horrors (Modern Family, S02E06) #clipoftheweek
I want my clue to be down, not across
"Have you seen Straight to Hell (1987)?" "No. Why?" "I received a notice for a screening of Straight To Hell Returns, a new version 'featuring enhanced violence and cruelty.'" "Ah." "Look at this fucking cast: Joe Strummer, Courtney Love, The Pogues, Elvis Costello, Dennis Hopper,…
Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
Tuesday was a bad day. Voigt really wanted a pickle. He soaked a potato in pickle juice. And then he ate the potato.
• Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
One day’s meal was composed of [instant potatoes] for breakfast, [three small bags of ch…
The Year in Don Johnson
Don Johnson accompanies D-Generation X to the ring when co-hosting WWE Raw with Jon "Napoleon Dynamite" Heder. Don Johnson hunts Mexicans with Robert De Niro in Machete. Don Johnson betrays his son Kenny Powers on Eastbound and Down. Don Johnson offers LeBron James advice in…