Date Archives January 2011

An in-the-house home run

The Brownie —FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! —The label clearly read: "Excess consumption may have a laxative effect." —Excess consumption? How do you overeat a single serving? It was one brownie! —A mysteriously sugar-free one, though. [grumbles] —Whole Poos Market… Dim Sum —Every dish on this cart is shrimp…

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Fix You

Last year, after hitting both personal and professional lows, I rescinded plans to shut down this web site out of fear that the void would destroy me. In doing so, however, I re-committed to conduct detrimental to progress in my real life. But Adam Riff™…

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