Previously on Adam Riff™:
—I've been staring at this game for over an hour. The media is in my head. It's VCU all over again.
—So pick UCLA to escape State.
—But this UCLA team lost to two CBI teams. It also beat 3 BYU with Davies on a neutral court, however, and almost beat 1 Kansas in Allen Fieldhouse. Guh…
—Heads is UCLA, tails is State.
[flips coin]
—Okay, best of five.
—This is why I stopped filling out brackets.
—What prompted this relapse?
—My therapist said that I should be more social, so I'm participating in a bracket pool, or trying to.
Use the WSJ's blindfold bracket.
I would, but I can identify teams blindly, particularly my team.
That is a problem, I was able to sniff out a few myself.
ahhh this brings me back.
takes. this TAKES me back. fucks.
fuck. FUCK. dammit.