According to Sepinwall, Rob McElhenney originally wanted the gang to all gain weight. Idea: Dirt Dogs, a comedy series starring members of the 2004 Boston Red Sox, playing exaggerated versions of their 2011 selves. Fat, nerdy Schilling; downward-spiraling Manny; Pedro… I need a fourth. I…
Date Archives September 2011
I left a lot of blood in California
"Excuse me. Do you have any eating utensils?" In my haste to board the plane to secure overhead cabin space to prevent my bag from being checked, I had forgotten to grab a fork and knife from an airport eatery for a cake that I…
Get a life, Jews!
A leather-jacket wearing mannequin that jerks off a dildo and repeats the line, "Fart in my mouth." A mentally retarded bearded man throw fries and cackle maniacally for no reason whatsoever. A gay man explain that his boyfriend dumped him because his boyfriend could not…
No rest for cross-tops in my mind
Today marks the 11th anniversary of Adam Riff™. I celebrate with mixed emotions. My life has become a Crank film – if I don't update Adam Riff™ periodically, I will die. As I near age 30, however, I yearn to focus my energy on other…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
36. Vortex (Rescue Me, S07E09) Honourable mention: » Walt, Hank, and Mike in Los Pollos Hermanos' car park (Breaking Bad, S04E08) » Larry drives Susie (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S08E09) » Mimi indulges a food fetishist, jams a kebab in his butthole (Shameless [UK], S08E15) »…
To run away is victory, a tank of gas is freedom, and a starry night and open road is hope
10th anniversary of 9/11? G2G, BBL.
I'm a president's son. I don't need no soul.
INT. TARGET – DAY "Why did we trek all the way out to Fort Greene to shop at Target?" "Because this Target is 'the worst Target ever created.'" "I wonder what the story is behind that black kid wearing a BYU hat and a Harvard…
You've already started to feel the emotional intensity waning
EXT. WILLIAMSBURG BRIDGE – DAY That man's haircut is bizarre. Oh. He's bald and wearing a yarmulke. INT. CHIPOTLE – DAY "Why did we trek all the way out to Chelsea to eat at Chipotle?" "Because this Chipotle is Chipotle's test kitchen. See? Brown rice."…
Tony Fader Is My Hero 5
Jon: People in the northeast sure like to eat brunch. Ryan: Yeah, that's a bit weird but it's true. —Idea: Western breakfast dim sum fusion. —Sausage and egg shu mai dotted with bacon. —Cream cheese and lox har gow. —Cha shao pancakes. —Glazed you tiao….