I HAVE A CLEAN.
Date Archives January 2012
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
2. Ice Capade (Parks and Recreation, S02E11) Let us know if you experience any issues playing the video. It's our first time using S3 and CloudFront. Honourable Mention Peter (I Cloned My Pet, S01E01) Ozzy Osbourne's Secret Fantasy Stray Observations Lou Diamond Phillips: "There are…
Dances with Dragons
DJ Ben wanted in on the action. His This One Goes to '11: Part 2 mix contrasts mightily with my Part 1, both in style and substance. Mac Miller (of all people) is the only duplicate artist, and we used different songs of his. Special…
Gas, Lye, Glow
Without realizing it, we go from the age where we say, "My life will be that," to that age where we say, "That's life." – Cheyenne At lunch with my parents, the owner of the restaurant, a family friend, stopped by our table. He gushed…
Hit the man square in the face with a board
I saw this in The Economist: For a large section of India's population the inability to prove their identity is a reality which leads to their marginalisation. Birth certificates are not universally available. My first thought was that if you can't prove your identity, then…
¡Rob! Serape
Someone was paid to conceive this.
Songs of Ice and Fire
Alright, I can't tinker with this any longer. I'm going mental. Further adjust volume as needed. I am chuffed (and relieved) to (finally) present This One Goes to '11, Adam Riff™'s audio valentine to the past year. I think it's a crackin' mix, and hope…
I'M FUCKING FOR GOD!!
According to Taylor Branch's exhaustive, three-volume history of the Civil Rights Movement, Martin Luther King basically used extramarital sex as a form of masturbation. Inevitably, the FBI taps picked up some of these affairs, where according to Branch's book, they got him on tape yelling…
Mcdonald got the best fish sandwich
Heh. Sympathy for Lady Chinky Eyes. "Pizza Hut." "Hi. I'd like to order some cheesy bread." "For pick-up or delivery?" "Delivery." "Can I get your address?" "Sure. It's Domino's Pizza headquarters at 30 Frank Lloyd Wright. Just drive up to the main entrance." Rory: Who…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
culled from the previous seven days of television (sunday through saturday) 1. Alana (Toddlers and Tiaras, S05E01) Honourable Mention Chris Jericho trolls the audience (WWE Raw, 01-02-12) Brandon: hahahahahah what the fuck was thattttt Stray Observations "Her favourite food is formula." (Toddlers and Tiaras, S05E01)…