Why does everyone in this Twilight trailer have red irises?
Kind of a skimpy showdown…
Is that Seinfeld on the telly?
Peter Parker listens to The Crystal Method.
It's a little creepy at this point that Peter's desktop wallpaper is photos of Gwen, no?
Peter Parker searches with Bing.
Peter Parker has the same eyeglass prescription as his father.
The Oscorp building is in Manhattan, and Peter lives in Queens. Why is he on a Q train that's arriving in Coney Island? Peter Parker = Hannah Horvath.
The Q line doesn't go to Forest Hills, so he boarded a Brooklyn-bound train and slept past a transfer station?
Peter Parker's mobile is an Xperia mini.
Right. Forgot that Uncle Ben dies.
A whole fish per person?
Drink every time someone says "branzino."
Gordon Ramsay: The most amazing branzino. Stunning.
The mole on this kid's face is distracting.
This kid's survival instincts – SMH. You can't climb out of a burning car that's suspended precariously over the East River?
Oh for fuck's sake. Just extract him with your biocable!
No one at Oscorp notices that Spider-Man is using their biocable?
How could Connors return to his office at Oscorp and send employees home? He was fired.
Where are all these lizards coming from?
Peter gets mobile reception in the sewer.
Crane operators are the new firefighters.
Why is all this liquid nitrogen on the roof of the Oscorp building?
Peter returns home after thwarting The Lizard, magically healed from being shot in the leg.
Midtown Science sure rebuilt quickly.
Flash was clunkily marginalized, like Jaden Smith's white mate in The Karate Kid.
Doves? [groan] Directed by Marc Woo.
Is this the first Marvel film without stylized credits?
"Spider-Man costume manufactured by Cirque du Soleil."