Mom: Jon, wear red pants today. Jon: Why would I own red pants? Happy Chinese New Year's Day. Here is a GIF of RZA strangling an Asian woman:
Date Archives January 2014
Stab me with a fork and check for batter on the tines
I noticed a few short (3mm) hairs on my pillow. Is my hair falling out? These hairs are post-haircut short, though, like I napped before showering after a haircut. I just washed my pillowcase… Could this be unshaven facial hair? Is my facial hair falling…
Chimney sweep and volunteer firefighter
o_O I'm guessing what's under the patio is not intact. Super Bowl prop bets: Shirts vs. skins pick 'em! Lol at Bruno Mars performing "Gorilla" at all – or wearing a tuque. I wonder if I can parlay no shirtless RHCP member, "Treasure," and no…
I have more band shirts than friends
Jon: What were the athletic monikers for your elementary school, middle school, high school, and college? Southeast USA Matt: Panthers, Bulldogs, Sharks, Cavaliers/Gators. College was split. Jon: So cat, dog, fish, person/reptile. Matt: You? Southwest USA Jon: Cougars, Falcons, Spartans, Bruins – cat, bird, person,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
4. "If You Were A Black Guy" (The Midnight Beast, S02E01) Honourable Mention Mr. Meeseeks try to take two strokes off Jerry's golf game (Rick and Morty, S01E05) Bake-off (New Girl, S03E13) Boyd shows off his tattoos (Justified, S05E03) The new chard stand (Parks and…
Gin Rickey
Apple and Google are currently running similar telly adverts for iPad Air and Google Play, respectively. Apple – iPad Air – TV Ad – Your Verse Google Play: Play Your Heart Out On a lark, I swapped the two adverts' narrations. Google Play video +…
Kill the moonlight
Last week, I used a men's office washroom in which the urinal was inside the toilet stall, beside the toilet. Then this week, this Sochi men's washroom photo happened: As if a stall door gap isn't discomforting enough. Assuming that one can lock the stall…
Don't nobody don't wanna listen
#Wut #TheFuck? Of course it's an Oregon fan. Free association: At least with "no homo," the preceding comment is generally affectionate or innocuous.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
3. He Shall Overcome (WWE Raw, 11-13-14) Rosenberg: "What a moment!!!! Is Daniel Bryan the most over wrestler since stone cold?!" Stroud: "I'm not sure I could've liked five minutes of a Raw more." Honourable Mention Archer Vice (Archer, S05E01) Axeman massacre (American Horror Story,…