Mensch on a Bench as an alternative to Elf on a Shelf – sure. Mensch on a Bench family? Ehh… More Jewish plush novelties is not how I would diversify. The market for Jewish plush novelties is just Jews, and only ones who are keen…
Date Archives November 2016
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
46. Iguana vs. Snakes (Planet Earth II, S02E01) Honourable Mention Maeve tours Delos' headquarters (Westworld, S01E06) Sam's chaotic morning (Better Things, S01E10) Mark and Chris fight (Shark Tank, S08E08) Walking Dead Chappelle's Show (Saturday Night Live, S42E06) Football Party (Saturday Night Live, S42E06) Stray Observations…
Not Ready for Prime Time
I was not bullshitting i went to Canada Edmonton?!
Kakistocracy
[browsing hotels in Queens, NY] [pause] That nightstand is, like, two feet away from the hot tub.
All the spoils of a wasted life
Rory: Why are you doing this? Jon: It came to me in my sleep last night. Rory: That Wes Anderson is the white M. Night Shyamalan? Wide Awake = Bottle Rocket The Sixth Sense = Rushmore Unbreakable = The Royal Tenenbaums Signs = The Life…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
45. Showering Together (Insecure, S01E04) Stray Observations "How much for one cornea?" (Shameless, S07E05) "What's the use, honey? Rich people always win." (Shameless, S07E05) "You know Daniel is your Achilles' dick." (Insecure, S01E04) "I think she walks to Ralphs to poop." (Insecure, S01E04) "Is this…
Progressive Field
Which shirt should I wear tonight: "Cleveland Fans Lives Matter" or… Urban Outfitters' variation on Huy Fong's sriracha bottle design with Chief Wahoo and "Injuns" superimposed?
Eater's Digest: Las Vegas 3
Previously on Adam Riff™: Eater's Digest: Las Vegas 2 October 2016 sake rok / lvb burgers / the buffet at wynn / eatt / gelatology / libertine social / the buffet at wynn / standard and pour / donut bar / the buffet at wynn…
Nuts is common sense
Sprint gotta make an ad in which Django for Sprint is joined by Wanda for Verizon and Electro for T-Mobile. Or… "I'm Doug Williams for Verizon." "And I'm your conscience." Rory: Wanda and Electro do Ray Charles shtick.