Hold My Beer

Previously on Adam Riff™ (July 2008):

Apparently [Tony] Jaa walked off the set [of Ong Bak 2] two months ago, stressed over the work load of his directorial debut.

Some reports say that Jaa has retreated to some remote caves in northern Thailand to meditate and / or practice black magic.

In 2010, Tony Jaa rode an elephant to a Buddhist temple in Surin, Thailand, where he shaved his head, took vows, and was officially ordained as a Buddhist monk.

In 2017, Tony Jaa is pursuing pop stardom:

Jackie Chan is a pop star.

Idea: A musical starring a bunch of action stars. Bruce Willis sings. Steven Seagal sings.

Fast and Fortissimo. Vin Diesel sings. The Rock sings. Tyrese.

Starring Wesley Snipes, Anne Heche, WWE superstar Seth Rollins, and Gene Simmons

Someone is killing contenders for a college scholarship!

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