So where I work a new high class little "food court" opened up next door. They've got everything from a smoothie bar to stir fry and burritos. But here's the thing – everyone who works there is eastern European. Have you ever seen a Russian…
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Julian Tavarez, Part 1.
An ongoing series of why Julian Tavarez is an awesome dude. Julian Tavarez was showing a few of us his right middle finger, which has a popped blister near the tip. He said that he's had it for his last couple of starts but has…
Scott Proctor.
OMG TRUE YANKEE!!!
Holy Jesus.
I swear to God, there is no place on this planet where people mow their lawns more than my neighborhood. This morning, before 9 AM, I heard four different lawnmowers going off. This happens a few times a week. One guy mows his lawn probably…
Seriously, again?
This is unreal. The Trailblazers and their 6.3% can go rot in hell. And the Supersonics deserve the #2 it as much as my ballsack does. I haven't actually fallen to the ground in disbelief since October 16, 2003. It happened again tonight.
Blast from the past.
I'm a big mash-up and remix fan. Always have been. I recently dug through a bunch of old mash-ups and remixes I have sitting on my computer (many from the 2001-2002, aka the Eminem era). One of the best ones was by the then-not-as-popular-as-he-is-now Jacknife…
People are weird.
Today I was walking on the moving sidewalk on my way into work. Most days, couples are standing on it, and I like to keep moving because I'm so full of energy. I don't like to wait behind people because I'm pretty much doing my…
Oh, Sweet Irony!
Watching Keyshawn Johnson talk about the value of "high-character players" during the Draft was funny in a few different ways. He's shockingly good on the microphone, but I couldn't help but laugh. It's like watching Jason Giambi talk about the importance of healthy living. Also:…