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Shake Shack, 2019: June is Pride month, and we're going all out to show our support for the LGBTQIA+ community! Starting June 1st, catch us sippin' our celebratory Pride Shake – a cake batter shake dreamed up in honor of Pride. Grab this June-exclusive at…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
24. Jaleel White (The Eric Andre Show, S06E02) Stray Observations "Who hasn't? Who among us has not had cսm on their face? I, I think it used to be fun. Didn't it used to be f– Wasn't that a hot date years ago?" (The Idol,…
Breast Milk Ice Cream
First cannabis-friendly hotel in Las Vegas clarifies rules before opening The law says cannabis can be consumed in a private dwelling or at a business that holds a license for a cannabis lounge. The Lexi does not have a cannabis lounge license, which is why…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
23. Wedding Photo (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E05) Honourable Mention Lil Dicky and Brad Pitt communicating silently (Dave, S03E10) Eggman Game (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E02) Stray Observations "And we should…we should, uh, Czechoslovakia it. You know?…
Some men use maxi pads for excess gooch grease
HEY YAHOO! (GSN) Premieres Monday, June 12, 2023 DESCRIPTION: Two teams compete to guess what millions of people are searching for on Yahoo!. Contestants are given the first half of a search, and then have to fill-in-the-blank based on what they think America is searching…
Tranny semen in the frosted lemonade
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Nov 2016): Updated for 2023: Musical guest: "Boycott Target" rapper. And your host: Elon Musk. Babylon Bee-kend Update. AI-generated digital short. Ronnie Downer: Disney World. Donald S. Trumpkins. "Greene's World / Greene's World / Tea Party time / Excellent." "Tea Party…
You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven
John Kramer is inspired by playing Royal Match on his mobile during chemotherapy. Meghan Markle is a disciple of Jigsaw.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
22. Song for Rachel McAdams (Dave, S03E09) Stray Observations "He was mean, and he made but a mean estimation of the world. And he fed a certain kind of meagerness in men." (Succession, S04E09) "Wow. Cat food Ozymandias." (Succession, S04E09) "How bad was dad?" "He…