Idea: Idea: Idea: This, but instead of "Green Day," it says "Enola Gay," and instead of "Dookie," it says "Barbie," and the plane is bombing Barbieland.
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Do asexuals like Chicago pizza?
Las Vegas: Where one scallop costs the same as a pepperoni pizza. Rory: It's a perfect scallop, though. One scallop is cheaper than two piles of tomatoes, but two tomato mosaics are cheaper than one scallop. Beautifully arranged > perfectly framed. One scallop with tomato…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Hello Dolly (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01) Honourable Mention Bank Robbery (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05) Stray Observations (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05) "I DDT'd that dude from the top rope. Yeah, it was, like, Undertaker level." (Secret Invasion, S01E04) "Now, why don't you…
neuken in de keuken
Rory: "LGBK" is trans erasure. Jon: No, that would be the missing buns. Alas, this is fake. This, however, is real:
Let's go down there, shall we?
TOM CRUISE RUNNING IN MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE SINCE 1996 It's almost 10 minutes long?! Idea: A supercut of Juliet Litman or David Jacoby saying they don't like something on the Ringer Food podcast. Just this year: "I don't like the taste of bottled water." "I don't…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
28. Daymond John (The Eric Andre Show, S06E10) Honourable Mention Rico Nasty (The Eric Andre Show, S06E09) Sailor Moon transformation (My Adventures with Superman, S01E02) Stray Observations "Are you sure I can't suggest something a little bit more fun?" "No, it's 1:00 in the afternoon….
Strong Meat Conference
I've found it, the saddest cruise ever: Or the funniest, if norovirus breaks out. Oh, shit! It overlaps with the cat lovers cruise on which cats are not allowed – February 21-25, also Miami to Bahamas. You know how an all-boys school has dances with…
Objectifies men, targets white people
Take a Look Inside YZY Food Division's Tokyo Tasting Event [Kan]Ye [West] held a tasting event in Tokyo to formally establish the "YZY Food Division." Food was placed on stainless steel tables throughout the space, welcoming guests to walk around and taste the offerings. According…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
27. The Tedros Method (The Idol, S01E04) Honourable Mention Tom Hanks' niece (Claim to Fame, S02E01) Ah Sahm vs. Long Zii fight (Warrior, S03E01) Stray Observations "How the fuck did she let this guy in?" "I have no fuckin' clue. I thought she only fucked…