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We are 55 boys and we love you
No FOMO in China. Prior to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, the highest-grossing video game film of all time was…Warcraft, and more than half of its total gross was China, compared to just 2% of Mario's. 18.5% of the world's population. $21.4 million. At a…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
18. Grandma watching television (Dave, S03E05) Honourable Mention Grandma grieving (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S03E01) Stray Observations "Anyway, Norway, Sweden, what's the difference? It's all descended from the same rapists." (Succession, S04E05) "Sure, they're young and they're fit, but they're European, they're soft. Hammocked…
We're not Jedi
Dead Lasso Zombie special. Fed Lasso Ted moves back to Kansas to be closer to his son and is inexplicably hired to be an FBI agent. Med Lasso Ted moves back to Kansas to be closer to his son and is inexplicably hired to be…
Ojalá Luigi sea marica
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Jun 2009): Memorable quotes for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on IMDb
Knife Dick
American football syzygy. All that's missing is— Oh, Oregon and Maryland's televised spring games are on April 29 too!
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
17. Ice Spice (9-1-1: Lone Star, S04E13) Honourable Mention The British Knights Miracle Commercial (Mrs. Davis, S01E01+04) Nicholas Alahverdian (Dateline, 21 Apr 2023) Stray Observations "I mean, I'm sick with grief." "Oh. You're sick with grief? Well, you might wanna put down that fish taco….
I will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes
Netflix Sports Docuseries Not Keeping Pace With F1 Full Swing made the global top 10 for just one week, and ranked among the top 10 shows in only 12 countries the week of its premiere. Full Swing should pivot to documenting the PGA Tour Bible…
Trans Ferdinand
Under-discussed design trope: Adding fangs or stakes to the title of a project involving vampires.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
16. Yes! Movement (The Mandalorian, S03E07) Stray Observations "I can't, I can't forgive you." (Succession, S04E03) "Oh, man. He never even liked me." (Succession, S04E03) "We are highly liable to misinterpretation, so what we do today will always be what we did the day our…