23. Wedding Photo (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E05) Honourable Mention Lil Dicky and Brad Pitt communicating silently (Dave, S03E10) Eggman Game (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E02) Stray Observations "And we should…we should, uh, Czechoslovakia it. You know?…
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HEY YAHOO! (GSN) Premieres Monday, June 12, 2023 DESCRIPTION: Two teams compete to guess what millions of people are searching for on Yahoo!. Contestants are given the first half of a search, and then have to fill-in-the-blank based on what they think America is searching…
Tranny semen in the frosted lemonade
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Nov 2016): Updated for 2023: Musical guest: "Boycott Target" rapper. And your host: Elon Musk. Babylon Bee-kend Update. AI-generated digital short. Ronnie Downer: Disney World. Donald S. Trumpkins. "Greene's World / Greene's World / Tea Party time / Excellent." "Tea Party…
You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven
John Kramer is inspired by playing Royal Match on his mobile during chemotherapy. Meghan Markle is a disciple of Jigsaw.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
22. Song for Rachel McAdams (Dave, S03E09) Stray Observations "He was mean, and he made but a mean estimation of the world. And he fed a certain kind of meagerness in men." (Succession, S04E09) "Wow. Cat food Ozymandias." (Succession, S04E09) "How bad was dad?" "He…
Source of the Right Arm
CRACK ADDICTS (TLC) Premieres Wednesday, May 24 [pause] Even for TLC… Oh, it's about a chiropractor! Episode 101 Chiropractor Dr. Colón sees Brenda, an uncontrollable farter. Episode 102 Dr. Colón helps a constipated baby. Is Dr. Down Below about…? Dr. Milhouse helps a man with…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
21. Eyes Spice (Succession, S04E08) Honourable Mention Misty's fever dream (Yellowjackets, S02E07) Stray Observations "Go on. You're lumber. Keep your snout out." (Succession, S04E08) "If we do this…people…people are gonna say shit." "Yeah. We'll be in the West Wing. Nothing matters, Ken. Nothing fucking matters….
Gathering of Thought Criminals
Previously on Adam Riff™: Fast X Shocker: Dwayne Johnson Returns to Fast and Furious Franchise I thought the reported surprise would be Gal Gadot. John Cena vs. The Rock: Thrice in a lifetime? 1. Heh. 2. Welp.
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Fast X Shocker: Dwayne Johnson Returns to Fast and Furious Franchise I thought the reported surprise would be Gal Gadot. John Cena vs. The Rock: Thrice in a lifetime? They should have split the franchise into Fast films led by Vin and Furious films led…