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A bronze statue of your 8th grade teacher
1. Lol at Air's epilogue noting that Phil Knight has donated $2 billion to charity. 2. Lol at Universal attaching a trailer for Book Club: The Next Chapter to The Super Mario Bros. Movie. 3. Cringe at Barbie's "beach you off" dialogue. And before The…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. Have Gun, Will Travel (Beef, S01E01) Honourable Mention Eating Jackie (Yellowjackets, S02E02) Stray Observations "In Buddhism, sometimes your greatest tormentor can also be, uh, your most perceptive teacher." "That's, that's really wise. Um, hey, Buddha, nice Tom Fords." (Succession, S04E02) "I mean, I'd love…
Breeding lilacs out of the dead land
We aren't talking enough about this: Or this:
Free drug use centers
Lol at midnight screenings returning for THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE. Nintendo said, "No 3:00pm previews for our PG animated family film!" Damn… Over/under average age of 40. MCU NCU Phase One Iron Man The Super Mario Bros. Movie The Incredible Hulk Donkey Kong Country…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
14. Traffic Altercation (Saturday Night Live, S48E16) Stray Observations ♫: Sharon Van Etten – "Seventeen" (Yellowjackets, S02E01) ♫: Papa Roach – "Last Resort" (Yellowjackets, S02E01) "Here's the thing. Here's what you have to understand. I've smoked horse." (Succession, S04E01) "Jess, find them a journalist to…
Water in the ketchup bottle
Who are these shirts for? For how many people are they an intersection of interests? I assume In-N-Out declined. Next year: WrestleMania × Pat's, DiNic's, and FedNuts collabs? Oh, WrestleMania × Wawa!
They took my drone
creed, scream, and john wick cruising to the highest ever totals of their respective franchises while shazam and ant-man flounder…..has the curse finally been lifted — John DiLillo (@JohnDiLillo) March 25, 2023 First: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania is still the highest-grossing film of the…
I only leave my apartment the aesthetic way
John Wick 4 Director Slams Fans Whining About Lengthy 158 Minute Runtime: "Same people will go binge a whole season of TV on a Sunday afternoon" The average runtime of the 2023 Best Picture nominees is the longest since the expansion of the category in…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
13. Food Poisoning (Party Down, S03E05) Stray Observations "Did you sweet-talk him?" "Uh, what's the opposite of that?" "Sour-yell." "Yeah, I did that." (Ted Lasso, S03E02) (The Mandalorian, S03E04) "Oh, you a loquacious hо, huh?" (Snowfall, S06E06) "Somebody sprinkle a rubber on me, I ain't…