creed, scream, and john wick cruising to the highest ever totals of their respective franchises while shazam and ant-man flounder…..has the curse finally been lifted — John DiLillo (@JohnDiLillo) March 25, 2023 First: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania is still the highest-grossing film of the…
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John Wick 4 Director Slams Fans Whining About Lengthy 158 Minute Runtime: "Same people will go binge a whole season of TV on a Sunday afternoon" The average runtime of the 2023 Best Picture nominees is the longest since the expansion of the category in…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
13. Food Poisoning (Party Down, S03E05) Stray Observations "Did you sweet-talk him?" "Uh, what's the opposite of that?" "Sour-yell." "Yeah, I did that." (Ted Lasso, S03E02) (The Mandalorian, S03E04) "Oh, you a loquacious hо, huh?" (Snowfall, S06E06) "Somebody sprinkle a rubber on me, I ain't…
This is all thanks to Robert Smith
Stay tuned after the show for meta-Succession.
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Amityville is what Disney fears when Steamboat Willie enters public domain next year. Thomas Jane in the Multiverse of Amityville.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
12. Junkies (Swarm, S01E02+03) Stray Observations "So time heals all wounds, I guess." "It wasn't time that did it." (The Last of Us, S01E09) </The Last of Us, S01> "Sorry about that. We got distracted. Little guy was trying to unlock Princess Peach on Super…
Designated Hitler
Live like everyone wants to kill you? The Last of Us brunch, meet the John Wick: Chapter 4 omakase. Heh. Related:
The pacifying succor of pert little morals
It isn't elegant, but the designer made the "VI" work. Paramount should retroactively carve a red "V" out of the "M" in the logo for 2022's Scream, and replace the "E" in Scream 3's logo with the red "3." Scream 7 logo: Bisect the "I"…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
11. Curb Your Judaism (History of the World: Part II, S01E02) Honourable Mention The Yalta Conference (History of the World: Part II, S01E05) Benjamin Bratt reciting the bridge to "Hook" by Blues Traveler (Poker Face, S01E10) Waffle House (Saturday Night Live, S48E16) Stray Observations "Don't…
Pizza Gyoza
We live in a world with Last of Us brunches.