Motown and Darius work in a morgue, but the two dream of bigger and better things. If only they could win the $25,000 prize that will go to the winners of the upcoming 3-on-3 Streetball Tournament. One night, they find their colleague Franklin using the…

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When an MMA world champion is lured into the illegal world of underground cage fighting by an elusive promoter, he quickly realizes that the only way out is to kill or to be killed. Now, in his greatest effort to come out on top, he…

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The box claims that it's "a killing spree more brutal than any ever seen in the annals of filmmaking." That is a bit exaggerated. Poor Albert (and his theme song) only kills three people, and his mother is not one of them. He never even…

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Double feature this week. First: Second: Kangaroo – check. Koala – check. Jono Smith's secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with…

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One of wrestling's most popular personalities sits down with his celebrity friends to discuss and debate gun control, language censorship and more! Featuring appearances by Jay Mohr, [Ultimate] Warrior and more! [source]

Do you dream about drawing and coloring hot manga girls just like a pro? […] You'll find 20 black-and-white images that you can download and utilize to practice your coloring technique! [source] "Practice your coloring technique." Heh.

While searching for box art, I stumbled upon The Gay Dog Calendar for 2009 from The Gay Cartoon Gift Shop. The gay dog cartoon for June: I think Jimmy Fallon hired the writer.

A terrorist gathers a scientist, seminary student, pro baseball player, professor, casino owner, painter, and a pizza delivery guy together to attempt to solve the world's problems in one night. Seven geniuses with IQs over 200 are taken from their lives on Christmas Eve and…

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OMGWTFDVD Sexological bodyworkers? I bet Kramer's doctorate is in humanities. Jackass 3 idea: Fire-cupping scrotums. Usain Bolt: "You want the truth, right? All right. I got up at 12, yah, 12. My masseuse brought me nuggets, of course. I'm serious, though, he brought me nuggets….

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