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27. Madison Beer (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

  • ASMR Teenage Riot (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E02)

Stray Observations

  • "And what is that on your lips, Lisa? Oh, it's just your favourite lip gloss: sperm." (Pose, S01E05)
  • "This whole family is a nest of vipers. They'll wrap themselves around you and they'll suffocate you."
    "I'm pretty sure… I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors." (Succession, S01E05)
  • "What am I doing later? How 'bout watch a cisgendered homeless man with perfect tits land a gnarly ollie on his skateboard?" (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E01)
  • ♫: Thutmose – "Run Wild [feat. NoMBe]" (Cloak and Dagger, S02E06)


(Detroiters, S02E04)

  • "He has your father's strength. He hit Jerry in the back of the head with a chair and then Rock Bottomed him."
    "He Rock Bottomed him?"
    "Yes."
    "That's a finisher…" (Detroiters, S02E04)
  • "You don't need your Slipknot mask…"
    "Yes, I do!"
    "When are you gonna use it?!"
    "Take a shower…"
    "You take a shower with a Slipknot mask?" (Detroiters, S02E04)


» "You've…cut the shit outta your lip, sir." (Detroiters, S02E04)

  • "I just thought that the game was living as long as possible, instead of dying on your own terms." (GLOW, S02E07)
  • GLOW Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Joe Pera Talks With You

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Our next eater is at decaf

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♫ 'Cause you're the next Drew Barry
And I want more
And all these other girls keep wondering what I fuck with you for ♫

What is this song?

Goddammit, Shazam. Load faster!

Bryce Vine – "Drew Barrymore."

Another song titled "Drew Barrymore"?!

♫ You doing something to me
These rappers I devour
You stand in my direction in this Santa Clarita diet ♫

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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26. Andrés Cantor dies (Copa Mundial FIFA Rusia 2018: Nigeria vs. Argentina, 06-26-18)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "What humans define as sane is a narrow range of behaviours. Most states of consciousness are insane." (Westworld, S02E10)
  • "The truth is that a human is just a brief algorithm."
    […]
    "They're just algorithms designed to survive at all costs." (Westworld, S02E10)
  • "The dead world collapses in a tale." (Westworld, S02E10)
  • "The dead aren't more righteous; they're just dead." (Westworld, S02E10)
  • ♫: Radiohead – "Codex" (Westworld, S02E10)
  • Westworld Season Grade: C
  • "DragonForce?"
    "It's a British heavy metal band."
    "Yeah, I know. I know who DragonForce is. Eat it. And, you know, sure, Tulip, she loves her kettle thrash." (Preacher, S03E01)
  • Oprah (The Handmaid's Tale, S02E11)
  • "You see his abs?"
    "Yeah, I mean, you only get abs like that if you do crack."
    "Yeah, 'cause you're always running, trying to get to crack."
    […]
    "Name me one fat crackhead."
    "Lou Dobbs."
    "Yep. No, that's the one."
    "Lou Dobbs is a fat crackhead." (Detroiters, S02E03)
  • "Are you doing a white-girl-trying-to-break-dance act for the match?"
    "No, we're doing a white-girl-does-break-dance act."
    "That's spot-on. White girls definitely talk like that." (GLOW, S02E02)


(GLOW, S02E03)

  • John Cameron Mitchell (GLOW, S02E04)
  • "Feminism has principles, life has compromises." (GLOW, S02E05)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Joe Pera Talks With You

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Never trust a big butt and a smile

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10 years ago today, Beastie Boy Adam Yauch's documentary Gunnin' For That #1 Spot was released. The film follows eight of the USA's then-premiere high school basketball players on the fast track to the NBA.

Welp, they didn't amount to much, but all but one is still in the league.

Let's rank their careers!

8. Donté Greene
Currently playing in the Dominican Republic's Liga Nacional de Baloncesto after a stint in Lebanon.

7. Kyle Singler
Went from starting for the Pistons to being the last man off the Thunder's bench. 2010 NCAA champion, though.

6. Brandon Jennings
The number one high school basketball prospect in the country turned journeyman.

5. Jerryd Bayless
If nothing else, has bagged the third most money of this octet.

4. Michael Beasley
Started 30 games last season.

3. Lance Stephenson
Longtime nemesis of LeBron James. Became a meme.

2. Tyreke Evans
Beat out Steph Curry for 2010 NBA Rookie of the Year. Last season was quietly his best one to date.

1. Kevin Love
2016 NBA champion. Reported centrepiece of the new-look Cavaliers.

Yauch's previous film Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That! presaged modern concertgoing.

His Breath Smell Like Uno Cards

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SEATBELT PSYCHIC surprises unsuspecting ride-share passengers with readings featuring world-renowned medium Thomas John.

Cash Cab.
Cash Cab but with karaoke.
Cash Cab but with psychic readings.

What else?

uberPOOL Escape Room: Work together with strangers to unlock the passenger doors of a limousine.

Megabus Murder Mystery: Most of the passengers on the bus are hired actors.

TLC's DR. PIMPLE POPPER, featuring Instagram and YouTube's popular dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee, will premiere on Wednesday, July 11.

Same day as Seatbelt Psychic.

Lee is tasked with removing life-altering growths from her patients' skin so they can try to reclaim their lives.

Join the conversation on social media by using the hashtag #DrPimplePopper, and 'Like' Dr. Pimple Popper: This Is Zit on Facebook.