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I can't stop laughing at this billboard in Yakima, WA:

#COOLBYDEFAULT

A group of about 60 local youngsters helped craft the message, which they thought would be effective in their demographic. [source]

According to the Healthy Youth Survey, in 2016, roughly 19 percent of local Hispanic 10th-graders had used pot compared with 17.6 percent of non-Hispanic students. [source]

[pause]

I suppose "We don't need pot to have fun. We're not Hispanics…" would read worse.


"We're Detroit by default."

Rory: I see your Yakima billboard and raise you

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Idea: One day, most of Earth's population disappears, leaving behind "the 1%." What happens when the wealthiest and most powerful people in the world only have each other to exploit?

While one percent of Earth's population is still 75 million people, how many of them can fly a plane?

Idea: One day, the President of the United States of America wakes up inside a solid, transparent, 20ft x 20ft x 20ft cube at the foot of Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C.

The only opening in the cube is a hole 2cm in diameter on the top of the cube, through which air, food, and water can pass.

A sign on one side of the cube reads: "The only way to open this cube is by dropping a nuclear bomb on it from 20,000ft above. Do not try to open this cube otherwise. You will fail. Do not try to move this cube. You will fail."

All attempts to open the cube otherwise or move the cube fail.

The cube is shielded from public view.

In addition to contaminating the capital of the United States of America, you kill its president by dropping a nuclear bomb on the cube, but if you don't bomb the cube, then the President of the United States of America will rot inside outside the United States Capitol forever.

Idea: 28 Days Later, but the virus only infects millennials.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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30. Fun with Doug and Jane (Twin Peaks, S03E10)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "So here I am, with a thousand ships, and two good hands." (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • Ed Sheeran (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • Thomas Turgoose (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • "Where am I supposed to get that kind of money?"
    "Well, go to the bank, get a loan."
    "Oh, Polly-Pol, you see life through Caucasian-coloured glasses." (Claws, S01E06)
  • "It's constructed entirely from pubic hair collected at the Hernando Correctional Institute." (Claws, S01E06)
  • Nadine's silent draper runner store (Twin Peaks, S03E10)


(Twin Peaks, S03E10)

  • Moby (Twin Peaks, S03E10)
  • ♫: Teenage Jesus and the Jerks – "Empty Eyes" (Preacher, S02E05)
  • "We can debate about the dick bit later!" (MasterChef, S08E07)
  • "Every hand-knit sweater is made by a woman who's lost all hope." (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "Empowerment is not for the elderly. They can barely text. You think they can handle a new identity?" (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "Did women have self-esteem before Destiny's Child or not?" (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "This guy ate ice out of her butt."
    "So just because someone puts ice up their butt, you don't trust their judgment? If you're young and hot and you live in L.A., you're shoving ice up your butt." (I'm Sorry, S01E03)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Twin Peaks
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show

#clipoftheweek

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Supreme × Kermit the Frog.

The Hundreds × Disney.

Bears with Hot Topic flair will be available at Hot Topic stores. Accompanying furry friend outfits and accessories will be sold in Build-A-Bear Workshop stores. The matching young adult styles will be available at Hot Topic stores. [source]

No Bullet Club bear. I suppose that's NJPW × Build-A-Bear, though.

(Amazon × ALDI) / Kirkland.

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29. Gollum Reads Trump's Tweets (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 07-11-17)

Stray Observations

  • Hudson Mohawke (Twin Peaks, S03E09)
  • Sky Ferreira scratching her armpit rash (Twin Peaks, S03E09)
  • Polly menacingly licking frosting off a cupcake (Claws, S01E05)
  • Frankie Muniz (Preacher, S02E04)
  • Brodus Clay (Preacher, S02E04)
  • "What happened to you, Hitler? You used to be…Hitler!" (Preacher, S02E04)
  • "I know that you're trying to get me to a state of peace, but this meditation thing takes too much time and focus. Hennessy is relaxing immediately!" (The Carmichael Show, S03E08)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Twin Peaks
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show

#clipoftheweek