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43. Killer of the Flower (Scavengers Reign, S01E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Brendan Fraser singing about masturbating (Doom Patrol, S04E09)

Stray Observations

  • "Your machete hasn't solved any problems thus far." (Loki, S02E03)
  • "You have sex hair." (Gen V, S01E05)
  • "No man is untouchable." (Bodies, S01E03)
  • "She's a James Bond villain."
    "She's clearly a fucking bichota."
    "What's that mean? Like, James Bond in Spanish?" (Neon, S01E04)
  • "She's been through a lot. First her divorce from the Real Madrid player, then the break-up with the oil magnate, being waitlisted by Pete Davidson." (Neon, S01E06)
  • "Thank you, but let's just sit in the hand job spot and go home." (Neon, S01E07)
  • </Neon, S01>


(Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix, S01E03)


(Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix, S01E05)

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Previously on Adam Riff™:

Year-End List Idea: The Top 50 Celebrations of "50 Years of Hip-Hop" of the Year.

Didn't the Grammys already do this?

I shudder to think what's in store when Saturday Night Live turns 50 next year.

Taylor Swift should collaborate with Crumbl. White women would eat it up.

A week of cookie flavors inspired by Taylor Swift eras.

Lover – rose
Fearless – contains edible insects
Evermore – chocolate chip
Red – red velvet
1989 – ecto cooler
Midnights – dark chocolate with white chocolate chips

The Coca-Cola Company should re-release New Coke as a Coca-Cola Creation.

Coca-Cola 2.0. Back to the future flavored.

My Wandering Warrior Eating Disorder

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Ron DeSantis as Michael
Lauren Boebert as Pam
Matt Gaetz as Jim
George Santos as Dwight
Larry Elder as Stanley
Ted Cruz as Kevin
Marjorie Taylor Greene as Angela
Nikki Haley as Meredith
Susan Collins as Phyllis
Jim Jordan as Creed
Tim Scott as Oscar
Josh Hawley as Ryan
Kyrsten Sinema as Kelly
Vivek Ramaswamy as Andy
Mike Pence as Toby
Byron Donalds as Darryl

Donald Trump as Todd Packer

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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42. Reel Talk (American Horror Story, S12E04)

Honourable Mention

  • Samantha's decapitation (Chucky, S03E02)
  • Sam's hallucinatory puppet fight (Gen V, S01E05)

Stray Observations

  • "It's not scary. It's elevated thriller, all right?" (Loki, S02E02)
  • Anna eating the decomposing raccoon carcass (American Horror Story, S12E04)
  • "And maybe don't listen to a man who's becoming a bird." (Our Flag Means Death, S02E04)
  • Stede serving in the suit (Our Flag Means Death, S02E05)
  • "Why the fuck are you scratching your neck like Tyrone Biggums?" (Gen V, S01E05)

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I don't get this play on words? It's not clever and it sounds stupid.

What even is this portmanteau?

I get aggravated just looking at it.

Heh.

Open a "Bao Duke" spite store next door.

In 2013, Chef Bao Bao opened her own restaurant, Baoburg, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (relocated to Greenpoint in 2015). [source]

1. Baoburg? [pause] Smorgasburg it ain't.

2. Boerum Hill, Borough Park, and Bay Ridge were right there!

3. I suppose Baoburg in Greenpoint is no different than Smorgasburg in Miami. It's just "bao city" now.

4. Steampoint.

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41. The Elixir (The Continental, S01E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Rufus' swelling penis (Gen V, S01E04)
  • Tek Knight's unusual proclivity (Gen V, S01E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
  • "Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans: Family Burn Unit." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
  • "Wow. I just got a romantic feeler text from Joy."
    "What? What'd she say?"
    "She says, 'Scott Bakula says hi.'"
    "That's not romantic." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E10)
  • </Only Murders in the Building, S03>
  • </Ahsoka, S01>
  • "Wait, am I ready to get my skin peeled off? I don't know."
    "Am I ready to rip myself from every thread of time? I'd rather have that."
    "You'd rather be disassembled and never reassembled? Than have your skin ripped off?"
    "At least you get to live."
    "Live? What's the quality of life with no skin?" (Loki, S02E01)
  • "Likelihood of spaghettification increases 7000%" (Loki, S02E01)
  • "How long have you been eating Golden Boy's girlfriend's hole?" (Gen V, S01E04)
  • "Just leave me alone, television's Jason Ritter!" (Gen V, S01E04)
  • ♫: Maggie Rogers – "Want Want" (Gen V, S01E04)
  • "I'm hobo-phobic." (The Continental, S01E03)
  • "Turgid lackey." (The Continental, S01E03)
  • </The Continental, S01>

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U2 opened James Dolan's Sphere in Las Vegas this past weekend.

Vegas Sphere cost $2.3 billion, more than $1 billion over budget.

Dolan wants to build more Spheres around the world, with East London next.

In an office park near Hollywood Burbank Airport is a quarter-scale Sphere, housing development of video content for Sphere ventures.

"The content, no matter where the Sphere is, will be created here in Burbank," asserted Dolan.

Baby Sphere should moonlight as a live music venue for smaller acts. Test video content while recouping some of that $1 billion.

In fact, considering the money pit that Vegas Sphere became, Dolan should follow it up with a chain of Baby Spheres instead.

70mm IMAX for live music.

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40. Jiminy Cricket (Gen V, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • </Dreaming Whilst Black, S01>
  • "Do you have any menthol for under the eyes?"
    "Yeah, I have a bucket of menthol." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E09)
  • "Sorry for calling you whores."
    "Oh, that's alright. I used to be one." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E09)
  • </Reservation Dogs, S03>
  • "We are going to pull a Wilde card, as in Olivia Wilde. Don't mention what happened and wait till everyone forgets slash lowkey gaslight the people that do ask and make them think that they're the problem because, you know, sexism." (American Horror Story, S12E02)
  • </Starstruck, S03>
  • "This is a lot of jewelry. I just… Is it gonna make poor people sad?"
    "I don't think so."
    "Oh. They're probably already sad." (Gen V, S01E02)
  • "Mom, what do you mean?"
    "What do I always say?"
    "Oh. 'Pee after sex'?" (Gen V, S01E03)
  • "What's the name of my all-time favorite movie?"
    "Well, you're a white guy, so…uh, Godfather, Star Wars, or Shawshank." (Gen V, S01E03)
  • Kevin Klein (Shark Tank, S15E01)

Looking forward: