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9. Disaster Class (Paradise, S01E07)

Stray Observations

  • "Fold like a Democrat. Cerritos is a very Republican area, FYI." (Mythic Quest, S04E06)
  • "You know, you got a diamond on your ear, I got my gem in Cerritos."
    "The diamond probably costs more." (Mythic Quest, S04E06)
  • "So go out there and show your younger sister—"
    "Older."
    "Really?"
    "Yeah."
    "Okay. Well, just go out there and show her who's winning, not just at this baby shower, but in life." (Mythic Quest, S04E06)
  • "I mean, where the fսck am I?"
    "Cerritos, bro."
    "90701."
    "Right off the 605."
    "Next to the 91."
    "Technically, it's Artesia, so…"
    "Hey, don't start with the Artesia stuff. That's a gerrymandering thing." (Mythic Quest, S04E06)
  • "I mean, the male body can withstand a muumuu. I wouldn't mind a menmuu."
    "Hey, you got to stop pitching the menmuu. We talked about this."
    "It's an untapped market."
    "No." (Abbott Elementary, S04E15)
  • "No guinea pig should have to face Timberlands, Jacob." (Abbott Elementary, S04E15)
  • "Ava gave me these jeans. Mm. Said a man named Florida wrote a song about them." (Abbott Elementary, S04E15)
  • "Nothing says Christmas like grouting." (Severance, S02E07)

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8. In Memoriam (SNL 50: The Anniversary Special, 17 Feb 2025)

Stray Observations

  • "I love your teeth."
    "Thank you."
    "You're from England, right?" (The White Lotus, S03E01)
  • "Yeah, you'll notice a lot of bald white guys in Thailand. The locals call them LBHs – losers back home." (The White Lotus, S03E01)
  • </Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01>
  • "Fry that baby!"
    "What? Fry it?"
    "Hurry, Pop. There's customers waiting."
    "Okay. This makes me feel really weird."
    "Pop, you gotta flip the baby. The baby is burning." (Mythic Quest, S04E05)
  • "Why is the baby shooting at me?"
    "I didn't have a ton of time to, like, recode the entire thing." (Mythic Quest, S04E05)
  • ♫: Limp Bizkit – "Nookie" (Yellowjackets, S03E03)
  • ♫: The Cure – "Cold" (Yellowjackets, S03E03)

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7. The Lonely Island Musical Medley (SNL 50: The Homecoming Concert, 15 Feb 2025)

Stray Observations

  • "You look like you walked out of Sundance."
    "Wait. Was that a compliment or…?" (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E06)
  • "Okay, just so y'all know, earlier when you had called her 'Beetlejuice,' I think what you actually meant was Lydia. That's the girl who…"
    "Just count." (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E07)
  • "Guys, guys, so much can happen in a year. Haven't you seen Rent?" (Abbott Elementary, S04E14)
  • ♫: Joji – "Your Man" (Invincible, S03E04)
  • "My father always said, 'No ship can take you further than an internship.'"
    "I can see why someone murdered him." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
  • "No one leaves till we solve this."
    "Uh, maybe the butler did it!"
    "Oh shit! She cracked the case!"
    "Honey, the butler's dead."
    […]
    "Enough! Harley Quinn, you murdered Alfred Butler."
    "Okay. That can't actually be his last name, right?"
    […]
    "Sucks that the guy who'd clean this up is dead, am I right? Nothing? Okay." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
  • "Your butler is Batman's C-tier sidekick? The Macaroni? What is your scrawny kid? Robin?"
    "That's ridiculous."
    "Don't even know who Robin is." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
  • "We can short-circuit his thingy."
    "Wait, I'm sorry. You want to short-circuit his penis?"
    "No! His ankle bracelet."
    "Oh. That makes more sense."
    "We gotta get him into the shower and get his thingy wet."
    "Wait, his penis?" (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
  • "Thank you for your attendance and your participation. You may now briefly partake in Irving's fruit head." (Severance, S03E05)
  • "I'm trouble. I've lit dicks on fire." (Yellowjackets, S03E01)
  • ♫: Cake – "I Will Survive" (Yellowjackets, S03E02)

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6. Montoya (La Isla de las Tentaciones, 03 Feb 2025)

Stray Observations

  • "Flat white for Gegory. Gegory!"
    "That has to be 'Gregory,' right?"
    "Hey, what's up? For Gegory? Thanks."
    "So that really was his name. Gegory." (Common Side Effects, S01E01)
  • "I've never been to the ocean."
    "What? You live in Los Angeles."
    "No, I live inland. That way I can pretend I live in a swing state." (Mythic Quest, S04E03)
  • "Show your face!"
    "Yeah, I feel like I'm talking to the banker on Deal or No Deal."
    "Ooh, is that show still on?"
    "No, no, no. 'Cause remember, Joker blew up Howie Mandel?"
    "Ah, right, right, right, right. That sucks. Great host. I always thought he'd be good on The Voice."
    "The Voice? Honey, why would Howie Mandel be on The Voice?" (Harley Quinn, S05E04)
  • "Of course, of course. Astros hat equals two-state solution." (Mo, S02E08)
  • ♫: Nina Simone – "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Be Free" (Mo, S02E08)
  • </Mo, S02>

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  • PuzzolCon
    The Annual Conference For Escape Room Owners By Escape Room Owners
    September 15-17, 2025
    Memphis, TN

Idea: A docu-series in which a host just visits odd or niche conferences and conventions. Like a dedicated spin-off of How To with John Wilson.

Idea: A Hot Ones season in which all the hot sauces are Asian – Lao Gan Ma, Naagin, nam prik, sambal, Samyang, sriracha, yuzu koshō….

Idea: Not Ones – Hot Ones, but with mayonnaises.

Idea: Don't re-stock the Criterion Closet until it's empty to see what later visitors do.

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5. ??? (Harley Quinn, S05E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Lonnie dealing with racial profiling (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • "Hey, sequel is always better than the original, right?
    "What about Jurassic Park?"
    "Speed?"
    "Jaws?" (Mythic Quest, S04E02)
  • "Paying my ex alimony to go to pastry school. 11 years of marriage, I never got so much as a strudel or a decent piece of dіck." (Mythic Quest, S04E02)
  • Gregory eating the truffle (Abbott Elementary, S04E12)