Back to the crucible.
[grumbling]
is gonna build a mountain
Back to the crucible.
[grumbling]
27. Skin Plates (Total Blackout, S02E15)
Stray Observations
1979: Brenda Russell releases "A Little Bit of Love."
Sep 1997: Joe releases "Don't Wanna Be a Player."
Oct 1997: Big Pun releases "I'm Not A Player."
1998: Big Pun releases "Still Not a Player," a remix of "I'm Not a Player" that samples "A Little Bit of Love" and interpolates "Don't Wanna Be a Player."
Feb 2000: Big Pun dies.
Sep 2000: Incubus releases a remix of "Still Not a Player" – a remix of a remix.
2003: Thalía releases "I Want You," which samples "A Little Bit of Love" and features Big Pun's Terror Squad mate Fat Joe.
Mar 2013: Ariana Grande releases "The Way," which samples "Still Not a Player," which samples "A Little Bit of Love."
Now we just need Incubus' DJ to mash up "I Want You" and "The Way."
currently listening: "Big Pimpin' (Lullaby Rendition)"
America.
WUT.
I saw this at Whole Paycheck:
"School Safe" vanilla cupcakes – dairy-free, nut-free, and chocolate-free, but curiously not gluten-free.
I wonder how the rise of peanut allergies – B's children are both allergic – has affected sales of Snickers and Reese's.
Faking a peanut allergy is a shrewd move to avoid receiving Mr. Goodbars on Halloween.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I have an attack
What do children in Thailand who are allergic to peanuts eat?
Rory: Axe Yeeves.
Evidently, For Dummies is still a thing.
As is iWon.com.
[dials 1-800-MUSICNOW]
Idea: WikiLiqs. Wiski. Wodka. Wikuila.
It annoys me mightily when judges on television cooking competitions describe meat as "perfectly cooked."
How do you know that's it's perfectly cooked? What is perfect? And how do you measure it? Perfect is an absolute quality, and cooking is conditional.
Superbly cooked? Sure. Perfectly cooked? Ehh… It's like saying God doesn't exist. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Previously on Adam Riff™:
I have watched this outtake from The Master on repeat for the past five minutes and the magic of the first viewing has not diminished.
This one is even better:
26. Chocolate Rain (Mad Men, S06E13)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(Under the Dome, S01E01)
Babysitting B's children…
"So what do you kids want to do?"
A: Watch YouTube videos of Swedes playing a Minecraft mod.
"Uncle Jon, I'm thirsty!"
"Okay."
[opens refrigerator]
Chocolate hemp milk?
I saw this while picking up kidney stone medication:
I know it's for incontinent people, but I kinda want one. No more worrying about needing to pee during a film screening, or finding a restroom on the road.
I don't understand how people can store their wallet in a back pocket. How is that comfortable when sitting down? It's like an ass tumour. Easy to snatch too.
David: That's your wallet?! It's like an inch-and-a-half thick.
Jon: Driver license, two credits cards, a debit/ATM card, auto insurance, health insurance, Social Security card…
Jon: This pocket is all supermarket and drugstore rewards cards.
Jon: 10 different library cards.
Jon: Oh. Forklift operator certification card. Forgot about this.
David: You don't need to carry around like three-fourths of this stuff.
Jon: I know, but I want to be prepared for any situation.
Jon: Swiss Army wallet.
I have watched this outtake from The Master on repeat for the past five minutes and the magic of the first viewing has not diminished. Everything about it is perfect – Philip Seymour Hoffman's reaction, Joaquin attempting to stifle (or should I say quell?) his own laughter and mostly succeeding. Farts are great, you guys. [source]
GPOY
2002, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012 – One of my teams finally won a championship.
Today was a good day.
World War B
Idea: A supercut of baseball team dogpiles.