Adam Riff™

Stray Observations

• "You look like you walked out of Sundance."
  "Wait. Was that a compliment or…?" (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E06)
• "Okay, just so y'all know, earlier when you had called her 'Beetlejuice,' I think what you actually meant was Lydia. That's the girl who…"
  "Just count." (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E07)
• "Guys, guys, so much can happen in a year. Haven't you seen Rent?" (Abbott Elementary, S04E14)
• ♫: Joji – "Your Man" (Invincible, S03E04)
• "My father always said, 'No ship can take you further than an internship.'"
  "I can see why someone murdered him." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
• "No one leaves till we solve this."
  "Uh, maybe the butler did it!"
  "Oh shit! She cracked the case!"
  "Honey, the butler's dead."
  […]
  "Enough! Harley Quinn, you murdered Alfred Butler."
  "Okay. That can't actually be his last name, right?"
  […]
  "Sucks that the guy who'd clean this up is dead, am I right? Nothing? Okay." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
• "Your butler is Batman's C-tier sidekick? The Macaroni? What is your scrawny kid? Robin?"
  "That's ridiculous."
  "Don't even know who Robin is." (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
• "We can short-circuit his thingy."
  "Wait, I'm sorry. You want to short-circuit his penis?"
  "No! His ankle bracelet."
  "Oh. That makes more sense."
  "We gotta get him into the shower and get his thingy wet."
  "Wait, his penis?" (Harley Quinn, S05E05)
• "Thank you for your attendance and your participation. You may now briefly partake in Irving's fruit head." (Severance, S03E05)
• "I'm trouble. I've lit dicks on fire." (Yellowjackets, S03E01)
• ♫: Cake – "I Will Survive" (Yellowjackets, S03E02)

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6. Montoya (La Isla de las Tentaciones, 03 Feb 2025)

Stray Observations

• "Flat white for Gegory. Gegory!"
  "That has to be 'Gregory,' right?"
  "Hey, what's up? For Gegory? Thanks."
  "So that really was his name. Gegory." (Common Side Effects, S01E01)
• "I've never been to the ocean."
  "What? You live in Los Angeles."
  "No, I live inland. That way I can pretend I live in a swing state." (Mythic Quest, S04E03)
• "Show your face!"
  "Yeah, I feel like I'm talking to the banker on Deal or No Deal."
  "Ooh, is that show still on?"
  "No, no, no. 'Cause remember, Joker blew up Howie Mandel?"
  "Ah, right, right, right, right. That sucks. Great host. I always thought he'd be good on The Voice."
  "The Voice? Honey, why would Howie Mandel be on The Voice?" (Harley Quinn, S05E04)
• "Of course, of course. Astros hat equals two-state solution." (Mo, S02E08)
• ♫: Nina Simone – "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Be Free" (Mo, S02E08)
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5. ??? (Harley Quinn, S05E03)

Honourable Mention

• Lonnie dealing with racial profiling (Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "Hey, sequel is always better than the original, right?
  "What about Jurassic Park?"
  "Speed?"
  "Jaws?" (Mythic Quest, S04E02)
• "Paying my ex alimony to go to pastry school. 11 years of marriage, I never got so much as a strudel or a decent piece of dіck." (Mythic Quest, S04E02)
• Gregory eating the truffle (Abbott Elementary, S04E12)