Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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28. Sex Type Thing (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • "What would you have me do, mother?"
    "Do simply what is needed of you – nothing." (House of the Dragon, S02E04)
  • ♫: Victoria Monét – "Power of Two" (The Acolyte, S01E07)
  • "Some music, perhaps? I noticed you enjoy truly revolting garbage from the 1990s."
    [♫: Crazy Town – "Butterfly"] (The Boys, S04E07)


(The Boys, S04E07)

  • "You wanna get that before you have no fingers?" (Fantasmas, S01E06)
  • </Fantasmas, S01>
  • </The Mole, S07>
  • "Jack, what are you doing?"
    "I don't know! There's a hot dog up my ass!" (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E02)
  • "Hey, you want to spread me open? Yeah. Squirt some mustard on me. Pop a radish on my head. Dunk me in a soda, smear me on a watermelon slice, and then eat me? Is that it?"
    "I would never do that. That flavor profile is insane!" (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E04)
  • "To all the volunteers, when I call you by name, please step forward. Chris Bologna. Kishka Hargitay. Iced Tea." (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E04)
  • "So, I'm hooking up with this smokin' hot peach, and I reach down, and guess what? Bro, no fuzz." (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E05)
  • "She is living in a fantasy world. Hey, Brenda, I got an idea. Why don't you join us in the real world, where an evil orange is ruining our food society?" (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E06)
  • </Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01>

John Jebrowski

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"Hawk Tuah" streaming money grabs vs. Tortured Poets Department chart manipulation.

A version of The Tortured Poets Department with an exclusive "Hawk Tuah" bonus track.

Beyoncé de-throning Taylor Swift with a version of Cowboy Carter on which Dolly Parton is replaced by "Hawk Tuah" Girl.

A streaming money grab album of Dolly Parton parodies by "Hawk Tuah" Girl.

"I Will Always Love You"? "I Will Spit on That Thing."

Slurpin' hawk to ah, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all suckin' no receivin'

Mexican Chemtrails

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Air-fried Twinkies just sounds wrong.

Idea: Dry-aged Twinkies.

Idea: Deep-fried ranch dressing-filled Twinkies.

Bill Cosby's residence:

Buy four Jello-O dongs, get one free.

Pair a Jell-O dong with a Crayon Shin-chan butt pudding:

Rory: You know, a syringe also pairs with a butt…

Tsundere

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Wikipedia » UFC 306 »

UFC 306 will take place on September 14, 2024 at the Sphere in Paradise, Nevada.

This event will mark the promotion's second "Noche UFC" celebrating Mexican Independence Day.

It will also be the first time the UFC has allowed a sponsor to have title partner status, officially rebranding UFC 306 as "Riyadh Season Noche UFC."

Move over, Noches Éne•Bé•A presented by H&R Block.

Allstate is considered the frontrunner for the sponsorship, with the potential conference name becoming the Allstate 12 Conference.

Dr. Pepper Noches Allstate 12.

Additionally, the Big 12 will explore establishing a football bowl game in Monterrey, starting in 2026. This would be the first bowl game ever held in Mexico.

The Riyadh Season Red, White, and Blue Bowl at Estadio BBVA: Allstate 12 vs. Home Depot SEC.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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27. Bodies Bodies Bodies (The Boys, S04E06)

Stray Observations

  • </Clipped, S01>
  • "I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Sybian." (The Boys, S04E06)
  • "We'll make it look like an accident. He always admired David Carradine." (The Boys, S04E06)
  • "You wanna get that before you have no fingers?" (Fantasmas, S01E06)
  • "Call it…Gaytino."
    "Vanesja, Gaytinx." (Fantasmas, S01E05)
  • Dylan O'Brien in lingerie (Fantasmas, S01E05)

We had to kidnap the sun

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Cup Noodles Campfire S'mores combines decadent chocolate, marshmallow, and graham cracker flavors with a smokey note. [source]

I suppose it's only bizarre because sweet noodle dishes aren't prevalent.

You have noodle kugel and…kheer, which originated as a rice dish.

Idea: Replace the graham cracker in a s'more with slices of instant ramen brick.

Santō in Silver Lake [Los Angeles, CA] sells a single $8 piece of nigiri that's seared hamachi with Oaxacan chocolate and a pinch of salt.

It…tastes like a s'more.

S'mores omakase
S'mores sushi
S'mores ramen
S'mores mochi

Idea: S'mores katsu curry. Chicken cutlet breaded in graham cracker crumbs, curry with dark chocolate added, steamed Rice Krispie treat.

Idea: Bull-Dog Sauce-flavoured Buldak ramen.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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26. Smylo Ren (The Acolyte, S01E05)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • </Smiling Friends, S02>
  • "Ouch!"
    "It's a salad."
    "The croutons sting." (Clipped, S01E05)
  • "Is that one that one's sister?" (Clipped, S01E05)
  • ♫: Nine Inch Nails – "Together" (The Bear, S03E01)
  • ♫: Weezer – "Getchoo" (The Bear, S03E04)
  • "Stop thinking about pussy."
    "I'm not thinking about pussy. I'm thinking about a tax return." (The Bear, S03E05)
  • "Oh, you want me to go grab a duck? Sick. What kind of duck? Freshwater? I saw one at the park." (The Bear, S03E05)
  • "Fuck you, C-fold!" (The Bear, S03E08)
  • ♫: The Smashing Pumpkins – "Disarm" (The Bear, S03E10)
  • </The Bear, S03>

Looking forward:

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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25. Squirt or Die (The Boys, S04E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Hey. What's the matter? Did somebody do something to you?"
    "An optometrist stuck his finger in my ass." (Clipped, S01E04)
  • "Do you think David Stern is gonna touch a hair on my pubic region?" (Clipped, S01E04)
  • "Uh, I-I got you a Wii Fit."
    "I don't want a Wii Fit. I want my job." (Clipped, S01E04)
  • </Top Chef, S21>
  • "Anyway, the hamster CVS is under the DJ booth." (Fantasmas, S01E03)