Adam Riff™

33. 5 out of 5 (Corporate, S03E04)

Stray Observations

• "Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure in the case of properties that they consider a community blight."
  "Community blight? Do you know how many hoes I done put through school?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
• ♫: Renni Rucci – "Elevators" (P-Valley, S01E05)
• "What you in here for?"
  "I had an ounce of weed on me, and I had to put it in my baby's diaper."
  "And you?"
  "I slit somebody neck."
  –
  "I got a DUI."
  "Oh, that ain't so bad."
  "After I cheated on my husband with his…with his mama."
  "What the fuck?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
• "Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
• "Look, now, I done been in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls, but I ain't never lost no paperwork up in no coochie." (P-Valley, S01E05)
• "Now, you finish it before I do…nigga." (P-Valley, S01E05)
• "Oi, Kevin is so buff. When I see him, I feel a pebble in my clit bouncing off the upper left side." (I May Destroy You, S01E10)
• ♫: Phazz – "About Her" (I May Destroy You, S01E10)

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32. Raw Underground (WWE Raw, 03 Aug 20)

Honourable Mention

• Sex scene (P-Valley, S01E04)
• Sex scene (Maxxx, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "Ooh-whee, girl. I don't need no crack with a voice like that." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Don't blaspheme in front of me."
  "Nigga, you ain't God." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Well, Miss Mississippi, you sure named after the right river, 'cause your ass can't hold water for shit." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Hooch on." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Kelly Rowland – "Motivation [feat. Lil Wayne]" (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "We ain't got time for them white girl tears, though they are very tasty." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Lil Murda – "Fallin'" (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Grimes – "Oblivion" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: FKA twigs – "home with you" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: Alice Smith – "I Put a Spell on You" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: Janelle Monáe – "Come Alive [War of the Roses]" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• "Rose, Gangnam's dead! I'm back, baby!" (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "Anthony Robbins me." (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "I'm a longtime believer, first-time prayer." (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "I love MySpace. I love Selena Gomez. I love gravel." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "Oh, it's like a Richard Curtis movie. Oh, I'm just a boy, sitting under a whore, telling her I don't love her." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "We could give him CBD oil. That cures everything." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "Yo, Stephen Fry, shut up." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• ♫: "Wade in the Water" (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "I bleed authenticness-ness. Ask Crazy Frog, ask Jedward, ask Justin Timberlake." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "Who is the biggest comeback ever?"
  "I don't know. Shia LaBeouf."
  "Jesus Christ."
  "I don't know, I'm just throwing out names, bro."
  "No, literally, Jesus Christ." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "I find it ironic that my actual gender fluid turned out to be gender fluid." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "Wes Anderson themed, except we're gonna actually use black people in it." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "You're not a kind of girl who's obsessed with penis size. You…not that that is relevant to me at all. Because…it's…at least average in a number of Asian countries." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "I wanna wear you like a feedbag." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• Maxxx Season Grade: D

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31. Funeral Crasher (Maxxx, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "This fantasy cheap. Real life, I don't think you could afford her." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: Valerie June – "Workin' Woman Blues" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Well, the closest I've been to Atlanta is the Freaknik chapter in A Man in Full." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "I'll text you."
  "I'll reply." (P-Valley, S01E03)

(P-Valley, S01E03)

• "Ears stay more open than legs at The Pynk." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Get you some sunscreen. We don't want you getting black now." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "A wise woman once told me: Don't let not one nigga know what you abouts to do. Just let these bitches watch." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: 5 Alarm – "Twerk Sumtin'" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Well, bless your thotty little hearts." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Keyshawn, girl, bring your titties. This baby up here hungry." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: Tokyo Vanity – "Trinity Dance" (P-Valley, S01E03)

(P-Valley, S01E03)

• "Right now your shit more like salad."
  "Romaine or frisée?" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: The Showboys – "Drag Rap" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Ain't no vitamin D in the VIP." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "It's all there."
  "You know I don't trust white people." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Being banging sometime more a burden than a blessing." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "I'm not straight, I just love dick." (I May Destroy You, S01E08)
• "I come from a generation of people that felt your power 'cause you came up in their face."
  "The Louis C.K. generation?" (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "What do you see?"
  [Michael Jackson]
  "Ugh, a depressing HBO documentary." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "I'm woke enough to talk about periods." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "Biggie Smalls dies, suddenly Puffy is selling Sting to black people. Thnk about that for a second. Sting to black people. That's the power of death." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "Let's suck it out of the cadaver." (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Cocaine, ecstasy, Adderall, Molly, Meow Meow, Benzodiazepines, uppers, downers, wheatgrass shot." (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Where should I gain entry?" (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Who needs integrity when you can be successful?" (Maxxx, S01E02)
• ♫: The La's – "Feelin'" (Brassic, S01E01)

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