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18. Prime Time (X-Men '97, S01E08)

Stray Observations

Stray Observations

  • "Am I really supposed to pick that up now?"
    "Well, a civic-minded homosexual would."
    "Christ. You're right." (The Sympathizer, S01E03)
  • "Bastion's evolutionary war lasted 300 years."
    "So another dystopia where Logan's the last to die." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
  • "Take a seat, Logan."
    "Aw, Daddy's home." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
  • "I knew Mengele. He could've been so much more, but he settled on being a Nazi pup." (X-Men '97, S01E08)
  • "You have a Porsche?" (X-Men '97, S01E08)
  • "He must have been the one who sent those flowers that were on her desk. Of course. Look at his beard."
    "What does his beard have to do with anything?"
    "That's a date beard."
    "What is a date beard?"
    "I-I'm just saying he grows a really nice beard, you know? And that's…that's the kind of beard that you want to be on a date with." (Abbott Elementary, S03E11)
  • "You know, you talk a lot for a librarian. I can barely hear what others are plotting."
    "And I don't even think it's even about the hentai anymore." (Abbott Elementary, S03E11)


(Abbott Elementary, S03E11)


(Chucky, S03E08)

  • </Chucky, S03>
  • "Enjoy Montreal."
    "Oh, I won't. It's Paris in the ears, but Hartford on the eyes." (Hacks, S03E01)
  • </Shark Tank, S15>

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17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "How does it feel to shape the wind to your will?"
    "I don't control the wind. I only study it." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • "Let your hands be the last to hold her." (Shogun, S01E10)
  • </Shogun, S01>
  • "Perhaps the Professor's vision for the future was too nearsighted and begging for your tolerance was our first mistake." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
  • "I'm sorry. I have nothing."
    "Same, sugar." (X-Men '97, S01E07)
  • </American Horror Story, S12>
  • "Knuck, knuck. Knuck, knuck. You gotta say, 'Who's there?'"
    "Who's there?"
    "Knuckolas Cage."
    "Please stop." (Knuckles, S01E01)
  • "Can I get you anything, honey?"
    "Yes. Bring me your largest challah bread." (Knuckles, S01E06)
  • </Knuckles, S01>
  • </Baby Reindeer, S01>

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Black Twitter: A People's History (Hulu)
Premieres Thursday, May 9

Based on Jason Parham's WIRED cover story, "A People's History of Black Twitter," this three-part docuseries charts the rise, movements, voices, and memes that made Black Twitter an influential and dominant force in nearly every aspect of American political and cultural life.

LeBron-produced film about NBA Twitter to premiere at Tribeca Festival in June

Memes and Nightmares, which stars NBA Twitter titan Josiah Johnson, explores the idea of a popular J.R. Smith meme going missing and whether anyone would notice.

Need a Wrestling Twitter project to complete the triptych.

What is in the center of the Twitter Venn diagram?

The meme of LeBron taking a photo with his flip phone at WWE Raw?

What he did with cement was awe inspiring

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Idea: A strip mall featuring a marijuana-themed sandwich shop, a marijuana-themed taco shop, and a marijuana-themed cookie shop.

The founder of the marijuana-themed cookie shop chain also founded the MAGA açaí bowl shop chain.

I'm at the combination Cookie Plug and Freedom Bowls.


Mixed media: DALL•E 3 and Photoshop

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16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04)

Stray Observations

  • "You love America. Admit it."
    "I was fascinated and repulsed."
    "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathizer, S01E01)
  • "Accepting death isn't surrender. Flowers are only flowers because they fall." (Shogun, S01E09)
  • "Xavier would see his Milky Way ghetto become our new throne world." (X-Men '97, S01E06)
  • "I was deconstructing the water ice." (Abbott Elementary, S03E10)
  • [Austin Powers impression]
    "Okay, I don't know who that's supposed to be, but he sounds responsible." (Abbott Elementary, S03E10)
  • "Take another step, Little Caesar. I'll blow that haircut right off your stupid head." (Chucky, S03E06)
  • "Oh, my God. This is where Harvey Weinstein ejaculated into a plant."
    "Stop. Iconic." (American Horror Story, S12E08)
  • </Conan O'Brien Must Go, S01>
  • ♫: Danielle Ponder – Egún (Manhunt, S01E07)
  • </Manhunt, S01>