Adam Riff™

15. Firefly Fun House (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20)

Honourable Mention

• Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles (Saturday Night Live, S45E16)

Stray Observations

(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20)

• "Are you free and evil, or blameless and helplessly enslaved?" (Westworld, S03E04)
• "The rich take for granted their money will always be there. That's why they're so easy to steal from." (Westworld, S03E04)
• "Another simulation? Well, this one's a bit over the top."
  "No, Maeve, this is Singapore." (Westworld, S03E04)
• "Humanity's biggest threat has always been itself." (Westworld, S03E04)
• "Humans created the idea of heaven and hell to cow simple-minded people into compliance." (Westworld, S03E04)
• ♫: String "Wicked Games" (Westworld, S03E04)
• "All sex is commerce. If you don't know that, you're just being billed indirectly." (Westworld, S03E04)
• "Hello, lover." (Westworld, S03E04)
• "Everyone craps, okay? The queen, Vampire Weekend, everyone." (Breeders, S01E07)
• "I am, at this point, prepared to smash the glass on emergency Giraffe."
  "Thank you. Good."
  "Where's Giraffe?"
  "Here, I found him. All good."
  "Hey, thank you."
  "Wait. Her body might reject it, like a liver transplant." (Breeders, S01E07)
• "I'm busting for a shit. It focuses the mind." (Breeders, S01E07)
• "Dad, all done?"
  "Yes. Although to be honest, it's more of an arbitrary cut-off point these days." (Breeders, S01E07)
• Space blanket (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
• ♫: "My Name Is" sample (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
• Drinking pee (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
• A Third Man (Briarpatch, S01E09)
• "The media, the so-called criminal justice system, kale — we think that we control these things, that we invented them, but the truth is they were here long before we were." (Briarpatch, S01E09)
• ♫: The Walker Brothers – "In My Room" (Briarpatch, S01E09)
• Black Abs magazine (Black-ish, S06E20)
• "And Bow's button is pointing out that she's into stuff that only white people do, even if it is stuff only white people do."
  "But Dre, you love the stuff that we do."
  "Only the good stuff: Golf, burrata, generational wealth. But this preschool… Oh man, that's hard cider, lacrosse, grown people playing tag." (Black-ish, S06E20)
• "You want to be in a music video?"
  "I…don't really think that's my thing. I don't have the chest for that." (Dave, S01E07)
• Tierra Whack (Dave, S01E07)
• "Have you ever been on Shark Tank or anything?"
  "What's that?"
  "It's a TV show."
  "Oh, I-I just re-entered society." (Dave, S01E07)
• "Kid Toilet. Flush with pride." (Dave, S01E07)
• "Oh man, what's this?"
  "Oh. Um… This is a-a beat I… Uh, nigga, this is a beat I made." (Dave, S01E07)
• "Who do you think I am? Bro, I am normal, nigga. I Uber."
  "For real?"
  "No, I drive Uber." (Dave, S01E07)
• "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma, you can collect money or some shit!" (Dave, S01E07)
• ♫: Tyler, the Creator – "Earfquake" (Dave, S01E07)
• "Aubade" by Philip Larkin (Devs, S01E07)
• "I don't think I can turn around."
  "Well, if you can't, you can't. That is the truth." (Devs, S01E07)
• ♫: Inuk chants (Devs, S01E07)
• "Amy's a real Teresa Berganza, huh?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
• "Who do you think the '92 Dream Team was?"
  "Aladdin and Abu." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
• "Oh, hey, is it weird that Jane Jetson gives me a bo—" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
• "Table ham!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
• "Maybe it's because I hammed your smoothie." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)

(Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)

• Trolls World Tour (Top Chef, S17E04)
• "To go undercover, you must become the cover — so much so that you can no longer even remember your true self, like a young Mr. Jonathan Depp in the television series 21 Jump Street, and a very old Mr. Jonathan Depp in the feature film 21 Jump Street." (Harley Quinn, S02E02)
• "You're in Bane Town now."
  "It's actually Baneton." (Harley Quinn, S02E02)
• "I already knew he was bat shit crazy from our conversations at Walmart." (Tiger King, S01E05)
• "Apparently, I chickened the fuck out and didn't make it there. I started partying instead." (Tiger King, S01E06)
• Tiger King Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave

• Who can get the most famous celebrity to join Katie Nolan's Zoom chat?

14. Dances with Wolves (Beastars, S01E02 + S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "There are a lot of things that you can fake in this world. Most people don't want to see
  the predator inside." (Westworld, S03E03)
• "They won't invest in someone who's gonna kill himself. But by not investing, they ensure the outcome." (Westworld, S03E03)
• ♫: Moses Sumney – "Doomed" (Westworld, S03E03)
• "You spit at death and you make life worth living." (The Plot Against America, S01E03)
• "I don't believe in God."
  "Then why be Jewish?"
  "You make it sound like a choice."
  "Isn't it in a way?"
  "I believe in my father, who was a Jew. And then his father, a Jew. And his father and his father and all the way back to whatever the hell tribe was wandering around the desert when someone had the bright idea to trim off the end of his prick."
  "So it's about family?"
  "No, it's more than that. I'm a Jew because I was born a Jew, and this whole fucking world wishes I wasn't. They want us gone. All of us. And they drive themselves crazy because after all this time, they still can't get rid of us."
  "That's it?"
  "Yeah, that's it. I'm not over here because I'm an American. Shit, my country's gone to hell. I'm here to settle an old score."
  "Must be hard to be something out of spite. It's not the best reason."
  "Oh yeah? It'll do." (The Plot Against America, S01E03)
• "Okay, this is quite Soviet foreplay." (Breeders, S01E06)
• "Do you want to be a friend of the cartel?" (Better Call Saul, S01E07)
• "The thing about anger is it gives your power over to the person you're angry at. So I don't get angry anymore. I get results." (Briarpatch, S01E08)
• ♫: Lauren Weedman – "Your Woman" (Briarpatch, S01E08)
• "Oh, you like the matzah?"
  "Like, the cheese? This mozzarella and cheese crackers?" (Dave, S01E06)
• "It's an acronym. It's not reptilian." (Dave, S01E06)
• "Wait, we can curse in this house now?
  "Well, you're not 10."
  "Nigga, what the fuck?" (Dave, S01E06)
• "Will other rapper artists' parents be there? And if so, do you know their names?"
  "Uh, yeah. Actually, yes, Meek Mill's parents will be there."
  "Meek Mill's?"
  "Mm-hmm. Uh, it's Bob and Sharon Mill." (Dave, S01E06)
• "Gata's super hood, huh?"
  "Yeah. You're fucking white, huh?" (Dave, S01E06)
• "Your cousin did not get fingered by bin Laden." (Dave, S01E06)
• "The big dogs, they get a tuna guy." (Dave, S01E06)
• "I've killed to your shit." (Dave, S01E06)
• "Will you sign my dick? Like, draw even, like, a dick on my dick?"
  "Definitely not gonna sign your dick right now." (Dave, S01E06)
• "Me and loss just kind of…kind of co-existed."
  "Loss as your friend and constant companion." (Devs, S01E06)
• "I'd say I'm…in like with you."
  "Would that be deeply in like?"
  "Fairly deeply."
  "That's generous."
  "I'm in fairly deeply like with you too." (Devs, S01E06)
• "I still think you should have done the pig roast, where we start eating it from the snout and discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "Who are you, William Wonka?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "First rule: Never give anyone your flute." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "Are you playing 'The Muffin Man' or 'The Garbage Man'?"
  "Huh?"
  "Do you know the Garbage Man?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "I'm not a garbage man! I'm a muffin man!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "Get the Dino Bites." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
• "NOLA men ain't looking for shallow water. They are looking for full lives." (Better Things, S04E06)
• "I want to pick dick out of my pussy too." (Better Things, S04E06)
• ♫: Mia Dyson – "Everything Is Waiting for You" (Better Things, S04E06)
• "Listen up, goons!"
  "Excuse me, I identify as a hench." (Harley Quinn, S02E01)
• Jack Sparrow (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

• Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave