15. Firefly Fun House (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20)
Honourable Mention
- Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles (Saturday Night Live, S45E16)
Stray Observations
(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20)
- "Are you free and evil, or blameless and helplessly enslaved?" (Westworld, S03E04)
- "The rich take for granted their money will always be there. That's why they're so easy to steal from." (Westworld, S03E04)
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"Another simulation? Well, this one's a bit over the top."
"No, Maeve, this is Singapore." (Westworld, S03E04) - "Humanity's biggest threat has always been itself." (Westworld, S03E04)
- "Humans created the idea of heaven and hell to cow simple-minded people into compliance." (Westworld, S03E04)
- ♫: String "Wicked Games" (Westworld, S03E04)
- "All sex is commerce. If you don't know that, you're just being billed indirectly." (Westworld, S03E04)
- "Hello, lover." (Westworld, S03E04)
- "Everyone craps, okay? The queen, Vampire Weekend, everyone." (Breeders, S01E07)
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"I am, at this point, prepared to smash the glass on emergency Giraffe."
"Thank you. Good."
"Where's Giraffe?"
"Here, I found him. All good."
"Hey, thank you."
"Wait. Her body might reject it, like a liver transplant." (Breeders, S01E07) - "I'm busting for a shit. It focuses the mind." (Breeders, S01E07)
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"Dad, all done?"
"Yes. Although to be honest, it's more of an arbitrary cut-off point these days." (Breeders, S01E07) - Space blanket (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
- ♫: "My Name Is" sample (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
- Drinking pee (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
- A Third Man (Briarpatch, S01E09)
- "The media, the so-called criminal justice system, kale — we think that we control these things, that we invented them, but the truth is they were here long before we were." (Briarpatch, S01E09)
- ♫: The Walker Brothers – "In My Room" (Briarpatch, S01E09)
- Black Abs magazine (Black-ish, S06E20)
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"And Bow's button is pointing out that she's into stuff that only white people do, even if it is stuff only white people do."
"But Dre, you love the stuff that we do."
"Only the good stuff: Golf, burrata, generational wealth. But this preschool… Oh man, that's hard cider, lacrosse, grown people playing tag." (Black-ish, S06E20) -
"You want to be in a music video?"
"I…don't really think that's my thing. I don't have the chest for that." (Dave, S01E07) - Tierra Whack (Dave, S01E07)
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"Have you ever been on Shark Tank or anything?"
"What's that?"
"It's a TV show."
"Oh, I-I just re-entered society." (Dave, S01E07) - "Kid Toilet. Flush with pride." (Dave, S01E07)
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"Oh man, what's this?"
"Oh. Um… This is a-a beat I… Uh, nigga, this is a beat I made." (Dave, S01E07) -
"Who do you think I am? Bro, I am normal, nigga. I Uber."
"For real?"
"No, I drive Uber." (Dave, S01E07) - "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma, you can collect money or some shit!" (Dave, S01E07)
- ♫: Tyler, the Creator – "Earfquake" (Dave, S01E07)
- "Aubade" by Philip Larkin (Devs, S01E07)
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"I don't think I can turn around."
"Well, if you can't, you can't. That is the truth." (Devs, S01E07) - ♫: Inuk chants (Devs, S01E07)
- "Amy's a real Teresa Berganza, huh?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
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"Who do you think the '92 Dream Team was?"
"Aladdin and Abu." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11) - "Oh, hey, is it weird that Jane Jetson gives me a bo—" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
- "Table ham!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
- "Maybe it's because I hammed your smoothie." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
(Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E11)
- Trolls World Tour (Top Chef, S17E04)
- "To go undercover, you must become the cover — so much so that you can no longer even remember your true self, like a young Mr. Jonathan Depp in the television series 21 Jump Street, and a very old Mr. Jonathan Depp in the feature film 21 Jump Street." (Harley Quinn, S02E02)
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"You're in Bane Town now."
"It's actually Baneton." (Harley Quinn, S02E02) - "I already knew he was bat shit crazy from our conversations at Walmart." (Tiger King, S01E05)
- "Apparently, I chickened the fuck out and didn't make it there. I started partying instead." (Tiger King, S01E06)
- Tiger King Season Grade: C
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave