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27. Joey Chestnut trains to eat 70+ hot dogs (30 for 30: The Good, the Bad, the Hungry, 07-02-19)

Honourable Mention

  • Micropenis (Euphoria, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, and we can tell you how we can help."
    "Um…"
    "Unless it's human trafficking. I don't fuck with human trafficking." (Euphoria, S01E03)
  • "Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan Catalano." (Euphoria, S01E03)
  • Best Coast (What Just Happened??! with Fred Savage, S01E01)
  • Directed by the director of Blindspotting (Legion, S03E02)
  • "Mom, Hierbalite was just a phase. Red Bull is my real passion. It gives me wings." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "You have five days to come up with my fucking money. Please remain on the line for a brief survey about our call today. Mark's threats were: a) concise and articulate, b) a little vague and confusing, c)…" (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "Ugh, not even Tati buys ecstasy anymore." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "You know, my dream is to be Cirque du Soleil."
    "You want to be in Cirque du Soleil?"
    "No, I want to be Cirque du Soleil."
    "You want to be a gymnast?"
    "No… Well, part of me would have to be. The rest would be the tents, the audience, the shirts they sell on your way out…"
    "The parking, the receipts for the shirts… I see. Look, Tati, there are many mysteries of the world, but if there's one things I'm sure of, it's that you will be Cirque du Soleil." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • Gravitron (Stranger Things, S03E06)
  • Stranger Things Season Grade: C

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26. Udiquitous (Euphoria, S01E02)

Stray Observations

  • "Let's hover the fuck out of here." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E04)
  • "Hey, I'm Ethan."
    "Please don't be a mass shooter." (Euphoria, S01E02)
  • ♫: Gabriel Black and Phem – "Dead Yet" (Euphoria, S01E02)
  • ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over end credits (Euphoria, S01E02)
  • "Orifice open." (Years and Years, S01E01)
  • "He white? Oh, bitch, you fucked." (Pose, S02E03)
  • "Oh, I don't do sub-basements." (Pose, S02E03)
  • "My silicone is primo shit!" (Pose, S02E03)
  • "This is Evan. He's Merle Haggard's nephew."
    "Evan Haggard." (Baskets, S04E03)
  • "I'm not vegan. I had a salami log for breakfast this morning." (Baskets, S04E03)

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On Thursday, June 27, the Boomerang streaming service will debut SCOOBY-DOO AND GUESS WHO?

Each week, the gang is joined by a different, special celebrity guest and together, those "meddling kids" will get to the bottom of any mystery.

THE SEASON ONE CELEBRITY GUEST LINE-UP INCLUDES:

Chris Paul **PREMIERE EPISODE**
Sia
Wanda Sykes
Ricky Gervais
Halsey

AND SO MANY MORE…

Steve Urkel (voiced by Jaleel White)
Batman (voiced by Kevin Conroy)
Jim Gaffigan

Scooby-Doo and Guess Who Is This For?

25 June 2019

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[redacted]: You know, I once slept with Jord.

[pause]

Jon: Like, slept slept?
[redacted]: Yup.

Jon: You know my friend [redacted], right?
[redacted]: Yes.
Jon: He just told me that he once slept with Jord.
[redacted]: Yes.
Jon: YOU KNEW?!
[redacted]: 😶

[redacted]: I haven't been able to discuss with anyone all these years.

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25. Windmills (Holey Moley, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • "This is snake repellent."
    "Yep."
    "We wanted something to attract snakes."
    "Like snake cologne?"
    "Yeah."
    "We don't sell that. I don't think anyone makes that product. Why would they?"
    "What do they like?"
    "Yeah, what are rattlesnakes into?"
    "Well, they're into, like, long grass, pools of water, rodents."
    "But you don't have, like, a snake juice that just draws them on in?"
    "No, we don't have snake juice." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E03)
  • "It's a 'your parents are dead now' vibration. Like, formerly a Chili's thing. Chili's closed. Now it's a 'your parents are off life support.' When it vibrates, I'm going to kill you." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E03)
  • "Wintour is coming." (Pose, S02E02)
  • "Release the kraken." (Pose, S02E02)

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Good at Tube Riding

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I have yet to encounter paper bubble tea straws.

Idea: Colour-coded tableware and utensils for eateries that have waste, recycle, and compost bins. Because sometimes you're unsure about which bin to throw things in and end up just throwing everything in the waste bin. Red stuff goes in a waste bin, green in a recycle bin, blue in compost – simple!

Idea: A seafood tower, but for meat. Wings, ribs, kebabs…

Shirt Idea: Jersey Mike's' logo, but it reads "Prison Mike's." "Prison Mike's Soaps"?

Press B to lay to rest

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Described as a "grappling-with-love-and-destiny romance advance" game, THE KING OF FIGHTERS for GIRLS places players in the role of a young woman who ends up living and working at a fighter training facility in Shibuya after losing her previous job and home, allowing her to pursue potential relationships with some 15 fighters, including two original characters created specifically for the game. [source]

Mortal Kombat for Girls.
Dead or Alive for Lesbians.
For Girls vs. vs. Capcom.

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24. Al Pastor (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "This is my first furlough earned through 900 hours of prison rodeo clowning, which is, you know, tough on the bod. But I have researched multiple franchising opportunities, and LensCrafters, can I say, is just number one. So I used my first furlough to come here today and to get to know you here a little, as I hope to be applying for a franchise soon. And though I am a convicted felon, soon I'll be released, and my only conviction then will be to get customers into frames that allow them to see better and also fit their unique style and personality." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02)
  • "Are you allowed to do that?"
    "I'm a Texas Ranger."
    "Your name's Walker." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02)
  • ♫: Roxette – "The Look" (Pose, S02E01)
  • "Oh, honey, you're gonna have to sleep in the gift wrap room because your room is full of tarps." (Baskets, S04E01)
  • "I don't want your salves on my face." (Baskets, S04E01)
  • "Charles Boingo." (Los Espookys, S01E01)

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