Adam Riff™

30. Eating Ass (The Boys, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "How do you know I'm a certified muff diver?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E08)
• "You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So let me be very clear with you. If you so much as go past first base with my little sister, or try to get her high again, I will call Omar, I will call Marlo, I will call Avon, I will call Brother Mouzone, I will call fuckin' Bodie, and I will call fuckin' Stringer, and I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn. Do you hear me?"
  "Or even Wee-Bey." (Euphoria, S01E06)
• "Who the hell are you?"
  "I am Legion." (Legion, S03E05)
• "I am a college-educated man. I am not a queen." (Pose, S02E06)
• "That's the going rate at the Bank of Saint." (Snowfall, S03E03)
• ♫: DYAN – "Looking for Knives" (South Side, S01E01)
• "I should be at the top of the pyramid, 'cause I'm providing the erections on the South Side." (South Side, S01E01)
• "Do you have a life outside of Costco?" (Baskets, S04E06)
• "I'm not—Do you know who my favorite musician is?"
  "Who?"
  "James Taylor. Number two: Simon and Garfunkel. Number three: Billy Joel. Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate. Okay? I'm not an infiltrator." (The Boys, S01E01)
• "Nubian Prince. Fits your population's demo, but not too militant. Caucasians love him too, with a 59% approval rate." (The Boys, S01E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

29. Solid Gold (Pose, S02E05)

Stray Observations

• Cash Cab (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
• "Get this bitch off my ankle toot sweet. That's French, motherfucker, for pronto. That's I-talian, motherfucker, for right now. And that's English, Jack, your native tongue." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
• "What were you doing in Mexico, New Leaf?"
  "I was researching LensCrafters franchise opportunities in the suburbs of greater northwestern Mexico. I'm a registered, licensed franchisee in the LensCrafters franchise family. I got $96,000 of my parents' life savings laying around in the form of hard costs, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands I'm trying to recoup on. I attended a Mexican LensCrafters symposium yesterday for that reason. And I was at a real fucking disadvantage, man, seeking Mexican wholesale franchise discount opportunities with this shit on my ankle." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
• "But I still, of course, frequent LensCrafters franchise message boards in the hope of identifying opportunities to recoup some of my parents' investment in LensCrafters and in me. At this point, a sweet second chance at a brick-and-mortar franchise store is a fuckin' pipe dream. Who the fuck are we kidding here, given our fiduciary situation? But it's imprudent to bypass opportunities to allay our leftover hard-cost stock items, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands, at franchise mixers and various franchise symposiums, where franchise owners can barter, negotiate, or just do a fellow LensCrafters franchise owner a fuckin' solid." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
• ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over Rue's sexual history (Euphoria, S01E05)
• "Did you come?"
  "Yeah."
  "Word. You look like you came hard." (Euphoria, S01E05)
• "Nothing in high school lasts forever." (Euphoria, S01E05)
• The Shield (Legion, S03E04)
• ♫: Ann Peebles – "I Needed Somebody" (Snowfall, S03E02)
• "I can relate. School sucks. It does. Mom's always yelling at you. 'Turn that Sheryl Crow music down!,' right?" (Baskets, S04E05)
• ♫: Calisto – "Hoffen" (Los Espookys, S01E06)
• Los Espookys Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

28. ♫: Ben Kingsley – "When Doves Cry" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)

Stray Observations

• "You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
• "Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. To be saved, you need love that comes from the nuts – his nuts and your girl nuts." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
• "This is a conservative community. If I receive liberal, say, news publications, like The New York Times or The Guardian or a strap-on, will they… That will be confidential?"
  "Yeah."
  "And you have, um, you have various P.O. box sizes?"
  "There are. We have five P.O. box sizes."
  "My box will need to be longer than seven-and-a-half inches." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
• "You buried her alive, sheriff, and you're going soft on a bird?"
  "His lady died, man!" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
• ♫: Daniel Johnston – "True Love Will Find You in the End" (Legion, S03E03)
• "Everybody knows this is where you bottoms brunch." (Pose, S02E04)
• "Marriotts are owned by Mormons." (Baskets, S04E04)
• "All she's gonna do is take pictures of her titties and put it on Twitter."
  "Dad!"
  "Well, that's the truth. You might as well call it 'Twitties.'" (Baskets, S04E04)
• "It hurts when I touch it, for some reason."
  "And then the red comes out." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
• "The beach town that's fallen victim to a sea monster now seems to be home to Marilyn Monroe's ghost, which has been possessed by Fred Flintstone." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
• "Why aren't you wearing your UFO t-shirts?"
  "Why would the aliens wear t-shirts that say 'UFO," their mode of transportation? Would you wear a shirt that says 'car'?"
  "I would wear one that says 'Kia Picanto,' yes." (Los Espookys, S01E05)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two