50. Colin Söze (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E11) Stray Observations "And who are you supposed to be again?" "They call me 'The Phantom Menace.'" "No." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E11) "I once waved farewell to a departing train for over three…

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49. The Simpsons Funday Football (09 Dec 2024) Stray Observations "You know, you and I don't have to go to this party, Monster. I mean, we could stay home and binge watch a season of USOT – United States of Tara." (What We Do in…

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48. The Varriors (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E09) Stray Observations Fuzzball from Captain EO (Skeleton Crew, S01E02) "And you are no longer part of the family. Capisce?" "Because you rejected your vampire family." "I didn't—" "Yeah. The 'vamily.'" "Oh, Colin Robinson, no." (What…

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47. Fury Rodent (Human vs. Hamster, S01E03) Stray Observations "So, we save the movie, and then we focus on me, because they use buckets in Armenian jails. They're still on the bucket system." (The Franchise, S01E08) </The Franchise, S01> "What are you up to, you…

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46. Father Daughter Dance (Landman, S01E01) Stray Observations "Oh my God! He's sitting in my fucking chair. Oh, that's it, mother. In she goes. Un-fucking-believable. The moment that lady's cheeks made contact with the canvas, a way of life ended." (The Franchise, S01E07) "I've seen…

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45. The Bottom Line (Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, 15 Nov 2024) Stray Observations </The Penguin, S01> "You know how he gets." "Not really. I mean, he watches Formula One qualifying rounds." (The Franchise, S01E06) "Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection, the studio is very…

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44. Crackheads (Shark Tank, S16E04) Stray Observations "Now, would you care to know who's got the smallest dick in Hollywood?" "It's gotta be one of the kids from Stranger Things, right?" (The Franchise, S01E05) "And off I fuck for treacle pud on the beanbag." (The…

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43. Chappell's Show (Saturday Night Live, S50E05) Stray Observations "Look, he's here now, and he's the talent, so let's pre-vis our happy faces and go tell the man we hate how much we love him." (The Franchise, S01E04) "Oh, he can be difficult. Believe. You…

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42. Nixon (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E03) Stray Observations "I'm just nodding today. No dialogue. Nod away and let those clever little boys in India paint round me with their graphics." (The Franchise, S01E03) "Not to man-explain this thing." "It's 'mansplain.'" "I don't…

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41. Sister Sister (Grotesquerie, S01E07) Stray Observations "Maybe a drink then and, uh, hopefully some wings as well." "I don't think they have wings, but there is a cum-themed Bundt cake." (English Teacher, S01E08) "Guys, I'm on the root beer Wiki. It's true." (English Teacher,…

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