45. The Bottom Line (Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, 15 Nov 2024) Stray Observations </The Penguin, S01> "You know how he gets." "Not really. I mean, he watches Formula One qualifying rounds." (The Franchise, S01E06) "Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection, the studio is very…

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44. Crackheads (Shark Tank, S16E04) Stray Observations "Now, would you care to know who's got the smallest dick in Hollywood?" "It's gotta be one of the kids from Stranger Things, right?" (The Franchise, S01E05) "And off I fuck for treacle pud on the beanbag." (The…

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43. Chappell's Show (Saturday Night Live, S50E05) Stray Observations "Look, he's here now, and he's the talent, so let's pre-vis our happy faces and go tell the man we hate how much we love him." (The Franchise, S01E04) "Oh, he can be difficult. Believe. You…

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42. Nixon (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E03) Stray Observations "I'm just nodding today. No dialogue. Nod away and let those clever little boys in India paint round me with their graphics." (The Franchise, S01E03) "Not to man-explain this thing." "It's 'mansplain.'" "I don't…

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41. Sister Sister (Grotesquerie, S01E07) Stray Observations "Maybe a drink then and, uh, hopefully some wings as well." "I don't think they have wings, but there is a cum-themed Bundt cake." (English Teacher, S01E08) "Guys, I'm on the root beer Wiki. It's true." (English Teacher,…

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40. Alternate Endings (The Simpsons, S36E01) Stray Observations "Jesus, Vic, I said no cilantro! It's fucking everywhere! Girls are on their way. Start picking." (The Penguin, S01E02) "Peter's too old. And even he's lost the cloacal breath and bought a grouse moor." (Industry, S03E08) </Industry,…

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39. Please Clap (Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval) Stray Observations "She's a Democrat. She only pretends to have a heart." (Industry, S03E07) "So, what, we're just at the mercy of someone else's ambition?" "Aren't we always?" (Industry, S03E07) ♫: 38 Special – "Caught Up in…

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38. Swamp Things (American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez, S01E02) Stray Observations "Oh, they've really cleaned Shepherd's Market up. Used to be Brass City. People would pop out the office to grab a Pret sandwich and a blowjob." (Industry, S03E06) "Save this activist thing for Facebook."…

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37. Domesticated Violence (ABC News Presidential Debate, 10 Sep 2024) Stray Observations Romy Mars (English Teacher, S01E03)

36. Greek Chorus (English Teacher, S01E01) Stray Observations "Yeah, his name's Rajah." "Is that a traditional name?" "Well, it's from Aladdin." (Industry, S03E04) "It's much easier to raise strong boys than fix broken men." (Industry, S03E04) ♫: Elliana – "Nirvana" (English Teacher, S01E01) "If it's…

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