25. Squirt or Die (The Boys, S04E04) Stray Observations "Hey. What's the matter? Did somebody do something to you?" "An optometrist stuck his finger in my ass." (Clipped, S01E04) "Do you think David Stern is gonna touch a hair on my pubic region?" (Clipped, S01E04)…

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24. Skate or Die (The Boys, S04E03) Stray Observations (Ren Faire, S01E03) </Ren Faire, S01> "Dude, I'm down to destroy this racist system we work for right after it buys me some crepes." (Clipped, S01E03) "Go up to Lucy's through the back." "But all her…

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23. Q (Fantasmas, S01E01) Stray Observations "Before I took this job, I was a professional actor for a long time, and so I still dabble in it. Here's me as Shrek." (Ren Faire, S01E01) "I have to take Viagra and Cialis, and I have to…

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22. Malala on a horse (We Are Lady Parts, S02E02) Stray Observations "Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom." (The Sympathizer, S01E07) </The Sympathizer, S01> "I know it's seafood. I'm really hoping that Manny's just going to follow up to narrow that in." "Manny?"…

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21. This is the best! (Wheel of Fortune, 23 May 2024) Stray Observations "Chaps sitting at the table next to me were just remarking that you need to have pho in situ at the restaurant to truly appreciate it." (The Sympathizer, S01E06) "America, they eat…

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20. The Tipping Point (The Simpsons, S35E17) Stray Observations "What will you do, child? Slay me with the Fourth of July?" (X-Men '97, S01E10) </X-Men '97, S01> "I guess you're forgetting I was on the track team." "Oh. I know you a runner." "That's a…

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19. Waingro Does Stand-Up (John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A., 9 May 2024) Stray Observations "Gods abandon those who believe in them. Mutants do not." (X-Men '97, S01E09) "Oh, my god! Your obsession with comparing me to Robert Carlock." (Hacks, S03E03) "I have a question…

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18. Prime Time (X-Men '97, S01E08) Stray Observations Applebee's Meltdown (Survivor, S46E10) Stray Observations "Am I really supposed to pick that up now?" "Well, a civic-minded homosexual would." "Christ. You're right." (The Sympathizer, S01E03) "Bastion's evolutionary war lasted 300 years." "So another dystopia where Logan's…

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17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03) Stray Observations "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10) "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10) "How does it feel to shape the wind to your will?" "I don't control the wind. I only study it." (Shogun, S01E10)…

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16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04) Stray Observations "You love America. Admit it." "I was fascinated and repulsed." "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathizer, S01E01) "Accepting death isn't surrender. Flowers are only flowers because they fall." (Shogun, S01E09) "Xavier…

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