Previously on Adam Riff™: 1. This Place Rules 2. Paul T. Goldman 3. Paul T. Goldman 4. Paul T. Goldman 5. Extraordinary 6. Saturday Night Live 7. Dick Tracy Special: Tracy Zooms In 8. Wu-Tang Clan: An American Saga 9. Shrinking 10. The Mandalorian 11….

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51. Ready for his close-up (The Curse, S01E05) Stray Observations Dean Cain (The Curse, S01E05) "Alright, I'm just gonna say it so nobody else has to say it. Popey ball. There." "Okay…" "If I didn't say anything, someone was gonna be like, 'You missed Popey…

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50. Deluxe Chocolate Santa (Saturday Night Live, S49E07) Stray Observations "After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections." (Rick and Morty, S07E08) "How about you go get something to eat from the vending machine? Okay?" "Snickers?" "For breakfast? Are we on welfare?" (Fargo,…

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49. Undone (The Curse, S01E03) Stray Observations Kuato knife (Rick and Morty, S07E07) "Oh, you're getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move!" "Oh, my God! What? Hair, stop! I need you to remove that." (Rick and Morty, S07E07) "This industry's all about the spectacle. It's…

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48. Live caller tries to get Stephen A. Smith with Pixar's Cars question…gets owned (The Stephen A. Smith Show, 21 Nov 2023) Stray Observations "I'm Leg Riiick!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06) "Fucking rock asshole." (Rick and Morty, S07E06) "That was your Hail Mary?" "I held…

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47. Bring Da Cuckus (The Curse, S01E01) Stray Observations "Look at us. We're the cherry tomato boys." (The Curse, S01E01) ♫: Speelburg – "When You Want Me" (Invincible, S02E03) "Nothing's ever scared me! My nickname in school was 'Fearless.' I wore No Fear shirts every…

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46. Powaqqatsi (Scavengers Reign, S01E12) Stray Observations "Have we thought about just giving up and joining the fascist half of the country?" "No!" "Just saying, they get to do more." (Rick and Morty, S07E04) "Well, on Earth, it's considered inferior to be typical, so we're…

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45. R and DD (First Things First, 31 Oct 2023) Stray Observations "I'm sorry you lost a finger, but that's the price of surprise butt play." (Rick and Morty, S07E03) "Wait. You're a writer?" "Yes. Science fiction." "I'm doomed." (Loki, S02E05) "With science, it's all…

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44. Martha Stewart Dying (Chucky, S03E04) Stray Observations "I call it slut soufflé." (Chucky, S03E04) "You wrote me a lovely letter!" (Our Flag Means Death, S02E08) </Our Flag Means Death, S02> "I'm from Chicago, friend. The schadeocracy capital of the world." (Loki, S02E04) "The effervescent…

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43. Killer of the Flower (Scavengers Reign, S01E03) Honourable Mention Brendan Fraser singing about masturbating (Doom Patrol, S04E09) Stray Observations "Your machete hasn't solved any problems thus far." (Loki, S02E03) "You have sex hair." (Gen V, S01E05) "No man is untouchable." (Bodies, S01E03) "She's a…

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