I use the word "fuck" a lot, so today I thought I'd try something different and not use the word "fuck" at all. And now, ten times in history when using the word "fuck" was appropriate: "What the fuck was that?" – mayor of Hiroshima…
Date Archives August 2001
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
If I can be serious for a minute, I want to address the mideast peace crisis. It's stupid. It really is. When you check the news and it reports on a different death in the mideast every day, I don't think you can call the…
Y'all don't know what it's like being male, middle-class, and Asian white.
Hello. My name is Jonathan Yu. I am Asian, but please don't call me that. I don't chain smoke, listen to bad rap music, wear ghetto clothing, or drive a low-ride Honda Civic. I have no Asian pride. Jose once said that I was a…
Dumb Luck
Holy shit. Hahahahahaha. Biology Of Cancer • A Hahahahahaha. Remember: www.adamriff.com.
Emo Stoichiometry
It's official. As of August 11, 2001, the URL of my website will be www.adamriff.com. I wanted a new URL and attackoftheclones.com was already taken. Please make note of the change. I will not be re-directing people from childofalessergod.com. Until further notice, this website will…
Shakespeare in Denial
I HATE the Museum of Tolerance! Mwahaha. The National Cheerleaders Association is here at UCLA and if I had any semblance of a sex drive at all, I would probably care. No hard-on for me. Oh, and some of these cheerleaders today are fat fucks….
Yellow Fever
Whenever I update this website, nobody comes. Whenever I don't update this website, a bunch of people come. Go figure. I should just not update this website for a year and watch it become the next Google. What's up with Jackie Chan's hair? It's creepy….
Under New Anger Management
I hate it when your mind goes blank during a test. You know what else I hate? Male cheerleaders. So I bombed my Bio 30 final yesterday. It didn't help that I missed a week of class in a six-week session to go see Weezer…
MTV Killed the Video Star
MTV turns 20 years old today. 20 fuckin' years. The platinum kahuna. Wow. To think, just 20 years ago, MTV was revolutionary. 20 years later, MTV is…MTV. Let's not hold that against them though, at least for today. Now, I could bitch about how MTV…