"jon a ton" I have no shame. This weekend, I paid good money to see both Collateral Damage and Rollerball. Rollerball handling. The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences…like dying. Seen worse, but still pretty bad….
Date Archives February 2002
to the clouded town of hellview
"population: 96" Collateral Damage control. Arnold's family dies. He gets pissed. Guess what happens next. Boring. Horrible visual effects. The music video for "Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopez has a more believable waterfall sequence. Definitely below average, but a few redeeming qualities in its…
everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
"taxation without representation" I've decided to take up smoking. Hell, I'll chain smoke if cigarettes relieve stress like people say they do. Jon: Folks, the 2002 Winter Olympics begin Friday, and we sent Rory Hornblower to cover all the action. Let's go live now via…
the strong, kinda silent type
"i made it out of clay" If there's one thing you can expect from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie – aside from him either playing an ex-cop, coming from the future, living in the future, or making excruciatingly bad jokes – it's that at least one…
hard to come by like a straight guy working at starbucks
"caffeine-free" Rory: Yes, they do. Jon: No, they don't. Rory: Yes, they do! Jon: No, they don't! Rory: YES, THEY DO! Jon: Rory, chickens do not have nuggets. Rory: Yes, they do. Jon: Where, huh? Where are the nuggets on a chicken? Enlighten me. Rory:…
punxsutawney filibuster
"what would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered?" A slacker on Slackers. When an ambitious nerd with a bad crush discovers three fellow college students cheating the system, he…
if honking my horn doesn't get your attention, i'll stick my fist up your ass like my name was jim henson
"gesundheit" Friday's Late Show marks a milestone for David Letterman. It will be 20 years to the day since Letterman made his late night debut, as host of Late Night on NBC. He moved to CBS in 1993. Friday's show will mark Letterman's 3,558th broadcast….