September 2002 • Adam Riff™

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Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. Kinda hypocritical of Kid Rock to be all pro-America when you know the minute he turned 19, he was off to Canada to…

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on 24 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. in Danielle's car… Radio: …so lick it now, lick it good / lick this pussy just like you should / my neck, my…

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on 19 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. "NO!!! YOU DESERVE A SCENE! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA SEE SPY KIDS!" — some mom to her daughter outside the Birmingham…

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on 18 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. Jon: Can we go see the Joe Louis Arena? Danielle: Why? Jon: Because it's the fuckin' Joe Louis Arena! Home of the…um…the flying…

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on 17 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. "[Meg of the White Stripes] once worked as a bartender at a blues bar in the trendy northern Detroit suburb of Royal Oak." — Chuck Klosterman in the…

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on 14 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony igby goes down 09.13.02 @ 7:30 PM (amc 14 century city) the manchurian candidate 09.14.02 @ 2:45 PM (landmark nuart) I saw an ad today for "the all-new" Hollywood Squares featuring its "all-new" logo. H² means "H squared" though, not…

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on 11 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

"katy's birthday" Jon | Rory | Anthony While you remember September 11 today, please also remember what ensued… FREEDOM!!! Let me break it down for a minute If there's enough room here for you and me There's plenty of room for some humanity You mess…

our two year anniversary

on 10 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

There's a movie hitting theatres next week called Apparently, the studio that's releasing SH…SF is so confident about the movie's box office prospects that it's already greenlit not one, but several, sequels. Here's a preview:

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on 09 Sep 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony 7-11 now sells prepaid cell phones. There are no hidden costs…if you discount the further deterioration of the earth resulting from an unnecessary increase in non-biodegradable landfill mass. Why don't they just charge people $49.95 to poop all over the…

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on 08 Sep 02 02 Sep 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony My parents thought it'd be fun to talk about family friend cancer victims over dinner tonight…at a steakhouse. When I told my parents that I declared English as my major, my mom replied: "You remember [our neighbor] Lee Wang? He…