Never too early to begin assessing some of next year's most anticipated flicks. Underworld: Evolution I only know one person who saw the original and he just wanted to jerk off to Kate Beckinsale. Adam Robot: she looks even hotter in the sequel Basic Instinct…
Date Archives July 2005
When we dance, the vomit shakes
Salon: Apparently everything went wrong that could go wrong at what was supposed to be the splashy premiere of "Fantastic Four," for which stars and press were shipped out of Manhattan and onto Liberty Island. The fun was dampened by a torrential downpour that soaked…
That name again is Mr. Plow
Excerpts from actual customer reviews of Sufjan Stevens' album Illinois on Amazon.com: "The result is a beautiful album with music so good it could be on Broadway. Golly…I think if everyone actually listened to the album there is no way that everyone could not love…
Fist Fights, Hot Love
"Our classic tastes, good to go!" Taco Bell is notorious for exploiting the same few ingredients, and the Crunchwrap Supreme sets a new low in uninspiredness. Imagine if McDonald's introduced a product consolidating all its classic tastes. Four patties (beef, sausage, fish, McRib), hash browns,…
Obligatory Aegis
For the past few years, JW has graciously realized — pro bono — every one of my fanciful visions, most notably the liner and disc art for Adam Riff™ audio compilations 4, 5 and 6. Be a sweetie and ch-check out Thrion Project, the newborn…
Cherry Falls
I attended a press screening of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, co-written and directed by Judd Apatow, one of my creative heroes. The film runs too long and misfires a good number of jokes but is generally entertaining. Expect all the trappings of an R-rated comedy. I…
Priorities 2
I'm posting the full text of the article because Yahoo! News expires and I want to archive this for my children (stop laughing) to enjoy. In London, uninjured singer Omarion seeks prayers NEW YORK (Reuters) – London was the scene of carnage on Thursday after…
Priorities
From the BBC website:
Quickie
For the record, I posted the photograph before the attacks.
All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard
Kathleen Hanna (Le Tigre singer and Queen Ad-Rock) on Fugazi: Linkin Park is actually a lot like Fugazi vocally, if Ian was a bad high school rapper and Guy sang like Annie. Ben Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie should record a cover of "21st…