Robot Chicken sure improved after I quit watching. Loller.
Date Archives May 2006
Creative Rioting
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Still crazy after all these views
Cage match! Drunk vs. drunk! the champion: actor Kiefer Sutherland the challenger: ESPN baseball analyst Rick Sutcliffe Whose scene reigns supreme?
Somebody call the whambulance!
Kotaku on the O.C. mobile game: You can play as one of the four main characters or as a new character you create, and your goal is to make yourself the most popular teenager in Newport Beach. Choosing to read a comic book improves your…
Lost in Translation
Previously on Adam Riff: Locke: Hello? [blackout, ultraviolet lights turn on, illuminate mysterious map on collapsed door] [Michael shoots and kills Ana-Lucia and Libby] 2-21 "?" [Libby coughs up blood] Jack: She's still alive! Michael: Excuse me. [pause] Stupid, Michael, stupid! Two in the chest,…
Mighty Morbid
Evan: Machiko Soga, better known as Rita Repulsa on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, died of pancreatic cancer yesterday. MAKE MY TUMOR GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Death jokes so wrong, yet consistently amusing.
Leche, por favor!
Al Gore, 58, on the cover of May's Wired vs. Jack Nicholson, then 66, in Entertainment Weekly in 2003 If I was Gore's PR manager, I would not have agreed to a close-up. Dare I say Nicholson looks better. Small foreheads are unconstitutional! And at…
Shit That Sucks
Irony, courtesy of Wayback Machine Channeling Punogre I am. NES Controller Merchandising Overkill You can't put an NES controller on just any merch item and expect it to be cool. The belt buckle and keychain are cool. Everything else? Not so much. Seeing The Word…
The Birth of Oscar Goldman
Did you hear the one about the Hustler back issue, the atlas of Chernobyl and the Spanish newspaper?
Cincinnati, Pussy
Jord shot some shorts for a local comedy collective. Prescott's one is my favorite. He's like a cross between Jonny Buoy and Steven Wright. Kumail and Flannery's shorts are swell too. elsewhere: + The N and Degrassi's Jamie Johnston (Peter) discuss The Mars Volta +…