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Date Archives May 2006
Huggabulls
On the way to the Bulls-Heat game, I saw an ad on the back of a bus for a morning radio DJ named "Trey the Choklit Jok." "Does he actually refer to himself as 'the Choklit Jok'?" I thought. I have difficulty taking anyone with…
Terribulls
Diarrhea tends to strike me at inopportune moments. On a road trip through rural Ontario. While watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005). At the Bulls-Heat game Thursday night. I'd never attended an NBA game before, mainly because NBA basketball bores me, but I enjoyed myself…
Lost in Translation
LOST…The undisputed king of producing average television that ascends to freakin' mysterious greatness in the last 2 minutes, thereby assuring everybody tunes in next week. Previously on Adam Riff™: Locke: It's been two months and [Henry] still may or may not be an Other! Three…
Omar Goodness
Comcast's synopsis of Wednesday night's episode of House: Now it's Foreman's turn to go blind and suffer agonizing pain from whatever it was that struck Off. Joe Luria.
Alcohol and Cotton Balls
The DVD set of the fourth season of Home Movies features commentary by Modest Mouse and The Shins. [source] 'Tis a way cooler collaboration than DangerDoom in my opinion, especially considering neither band had any involvement in season four of Home Movies. More indie rock…
Hey!
I heard Steve Carell gave a speech…or something?