The Crocodile Hunter's [funeral] service on Tuesday is likely to be made available on DVD. [source] 1. Who would waste their money on a copy of Steve Irwin's funeral service? 2. Who would want to relive a funeral service to begin with? [WWE Superstar] Carlito…
Date Archives September 2006
People You Should Know
Psst! Wanna know how to get a Nintendo Wii before everyone else? Lose your sight to eye cancer.
Parallel Synchronized Randomness
Spike Jonze already did it Saw The Science of Sleep in the city yesterday. Given that up until now, Michel Gondry has only directed films that were either A. written by Charlie Kaufman or B. documentaries, I was wary of him directing his own screenplay,…
In Queso Emergency
Ick. Yellow cheese on fried chicken? I suppose it was only a matter of time before Taco Bell passed the idea to sister chain KFC. I used to work in restaurant marketing, and one of our clients was Taco Bell. One day, a food service…
Parents just don't understand
On the same day Jackass: Number Two opens in America, Dirty Sanchez: The Movie opens in the United Kingdom. Dirty Sanchez is MTV's British counterpart to Jackass. Last week, I noted how unreal Jackass: Number Two sounded. Well, Dirty Sanchez: The Movie sounds even more…
The green light at the end of Daisy's dock
"So what college do you attend?" "Um…heh. I graduated already." "Oh." [pause] McKern protests that at my age, I should be getting paid for work. I'm too much of a fuck-up, however, to land a real job. At this point, I'll take what I can…
Ancient Chinese Secret
Admit it, Asian surnames are funny.
Obvious
Ya think?
The Cheese Stands Alone
Good God, what did Degrassi do to its opening credits? Caution: May induce flashbacks of 90210.
Wii care a lot
$250?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Who can afford that? Nintendo just priced itself outta the market. R.I.P.