T.J. Simers on USC head football coach Pete Carroll: I asked if he had spent any time in Nebraska, and he mentioned his in-laws, and then said he could not remember the name of his in-laws. I thought Carroll was kidding, but he said he…
Date Archives September 2006
There are no bears in Hungary
Plan B in "Sick 2 Def": You best ban TV if you want me to stop because I'm so heavily influenced by the things that I watch / It ain't just Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs / It's Irreversible, Baise-Moi and City of God. I…
FIGHT! Bomberman PSP vs. Bomberman Act: Zero
originally published on Hudson Entertainment's web site
Elephant in the Room
I've begun seeing television ads for California's gubernatorial election in November. I thought this one was a parody when I first saw it: So much for equal opportunity employment… + Tom DeLay's New Cause: Conservative Takeover of Dancing with the Stars + Al Sharpton endorses…
Quickie
Holy crap! Trent Reznor's playing the Bridge School Benefit! Acoustic Reznor… I gotta see this.
Cirque du Soleil or 9/11?
Osama bin Laden doesn't care about white people.
Roger and Me
I'm a little disturbed that Tiger Woods and Roger Federer are fans of each other. I'd accept one of them being a fan of the other, but their mutual fandom feels perverse. This comes to mind: Related: Seann William Scott says he's a big Andy…
Pizzarrhea in the Pizzeria
Today is Adam Riff™'s sixth birthday. Our archive does not accurately reflect just how long the general public has avoided our site. We thought we'd celebrate the beginning of our seventh(!) year of internet debauchery by reaching back seven years into the past. Courtesy of…
Everything is not going to be okay
Vijay Singh is the most joyless athlete I've ever seen. I bet he beats his kids. I'm getting an Ayn Rand vibe from ads for The Fountain, which worries me. Assuming Pi is Aronofsky's blue album and Requiem for a Dream is his Pinkerton, The…