Previously on Adam Riff: I need a viable Halloween costume idea. I'm leaning toward being Frank Costello from The Departed. My mother called. "Your father and I need to be somewhere on Halloween night. So does Winston. Can you hand out candy in our neighbourhood?"…
Date Archives October 2006
One King to Drool Them All
originally published on Hudson Entertainment's web site
Angel Face
Jared Leto accosts Scott Stereogum. Security grabs Stereogum and severely injures his left ring finger. Stereogum seeks medical attention. His injury is perversely satisfying. Now if only someone would tear G_rillaMask's ACL… Leto's Blog Hatred Escalates to Violence [Best Week Ever] Pittman's Pilot Group, Hirschhorn…
Originality in the use of today's secret ingredient
Oldboy (Three-Disc Ultimate Collector's Edition) [Amazon]
Smorgasbored 2: fully customizable to your online life
• In order to save his arm, doctors attach it to his crotch [Spluch] • Handbags of Horror [Radar] • September 11 with Hulk Hogan [Nameless Savage] • Stationery Movies: Test Your Cinematic Knowledge [Viking] • If Aaron Sorkin wrote a show about baseball [By…
"Step On Me" Tanner
Previously on Adam Riff: Today we visit 1UP. We're dragging along a guy my boss hired off Craigslist to wear a Bomberman costume. Add Mission Street in San Francisco to the list of aggravating places to drive. Can't turn left, can't turn right… I spent…
Fuck off, Death
My boss, dressed as a pirate, pushed a popcorn cart with balloons tied to it into the elevator. "We should have gotten a monkey." Take note, aspiring marketers. This is how you promote a Bomberman game with pirate and carnival themes in an office environment….
Every man for himself
For the final project in my technical writing class, the professor partnered me with a student named David. Half my grade depends heavily on his insight and expertise on how to build a computer. Every week, David comes to class with a high-tech flashlight holstered…
"Hi, I'm Kiefer Sutherland and-" BUFFERING
Adam's gonna be Jack Bauer circa the beginning of season two. Tony's gonna be Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Steven's gonna be the masked man who thinks he can steal people's souls from I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK. I need a viable Halloween costume…