Date Archives October 2006
When things suck together, the overall sense of suck is exponentially suckier
McKern: so uh, my whore mother is trying to sell sex toys over the internet. and she doesn't know enough about how web stores work so she wants me to like, work some internet-mojo or some shit and make her store "magically" process credit cards….
Midichlorian Count
Sheee-it… Apparently, "George L. from Marin" originally cast the actor who plays sleazy (former) Baltimore mayor Clarence Royce on The Wire as Han Solo before changing his mind and casting Harrison Ford. I only know Glynn Turman from his role as Royce, so the thought…
Cy Young Candidate
Kurt wrote a sitcom about two serial killers sharing an apartment and not knowing about the other's secret life. in one episode, one of them kills a girl and hides her body in the closet. after waking up from an all night bender, the other…
Smorgasbored: Their new one is supposedly an epic song-cycle about cancer
• Music Videos: Epic Once Again [Status Ain't Hood] • Planet Google Wants You [New York Times] • Friendster: Wallflower at the Web Party [New York Times] • International Federation of Competitive Eating 'Fans of the Week' [IFOCE] • America's Most Fonted: The 7 Worst…
One-Ring Circus
WWE pre-taped tonight's Raw Sunday night in Los Angeles. Spoilers: Edge and Randy Orton, dressed up as DX, mock the intelligence of DX fans. DX comes out and mocks the two. Edge has a small dick and Orton is the number one downloaded superstar in…
VeggieTales
One of my co-workers won't eat vegetables, and try as I might, I can't rationalize his behavior. The other day at lunch, he took issue with a mushroom bleeding over to his half of a pizza. One mushroom. He's entitled to his taste palette; I…
Smorgasbored: Dick Shtick
• Crack-O-Lanterns on Martha [Best Week Ever] • The Departed soundboard [HF4L] • Meet the real people who became punch lines in Borat [Newsweek] • Tonal Torture (Resident Evil edition) [Bits Bytes Pixels & Sprites] • Zombie: Eat Flesh shirt [Glarkware] • Crackpipe Remote shirt…
His capi was detated
I saw The Host in the city on Thursday. I underestimated the appeal of niche cinema to San Franciscans and waited anxiously in the rush line until a kind stranger sold me one of his extra tickets. Never again. Of course, had I pre-ordered a…
Good Mourning
The title sequence for Showtime's serial killer drama Dexter is wicked rad: