My mother told me that my brother was helping female classmates sell candy to fundraise. Little did I know that one of them was Melanie Freedland. My little brother is friends with Seth's little sister. Small world… Seth introduced me to Adam Riff™. You could…
Date Archives October 2006
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Paramount has so much excess Jackass Number Two footage that it plans to compile a straight-to-DVD Jackass 2.5 release. The studio also greenlighted Jackass 3 and is speeding up production. No complaints here. More "Jackass" Than You Can Shake a Stick At [TMZ]
Smorgasbored
• Real Life Funnies [Dustinland] • "Friday Night Lights": Stop with the Football Already [Rangelife] • Good Riddance, Tower Records [Status Ain't Hood] • A young Bill O'Reilly introduces a news report about a new fad that's sweeping the nation in 1988: Nintendo! [CollegeHumor] •…
600 miles with no destination
I spent the past weekend in Ann Arbour, the same weekend Michiganders descended upon the city for the MSU vs. UM football game and the Tigers advanced to the ALCS. Standing in line outside a crowded Jimmy John's early Saturday morning, Wilcox asked me if…
Another day late and one year older
Interrogative classified headlines on the back page of the Detroit Metro Times answered by exclamatory classified headlines on the same back page: Q: Jewish? Live Downtown? A: Cars From $500! Q: Crave Sex? A: Stop Robbing Peter To Pay Paul! Q: Genital Warts? A: Full…
Fin.
I give up.
How do you kill that which does not have a life?
What are the logistics of hiring a day worker to help me wait in line for a Wii? He can still hang out with his day worker friends, just outside GameStop.
Matt is my hero
My Chemical Romance and KoRn will perform at the 2006 Scream Awards, hosted by Rose McGowan. The show will air October 10 on Spike TV and celebrate horror, sci-fi, fantasy and comic books. Special honorees include: Frank Miller, Ozzy Osbourne, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez….
Sugartits
Adam Riff™ has obtained an exclusive photograph of the minor with whom Mark Foley sexy-chatted.
We Know Drama
The O.C. spoilers: Ryan is so distraught by Marissa's death that he becomes a cagefighter! Meanwhile, at Brown, Summer befriends an environmentalist named "Che" and joins his cause. And back in California, Taylor wants to divorce a French man she married. Haha. Gosh… The O.C….