The developers of Rock Band, a three-piece challenger to the Guitar Hero franchise, announced 16 songs for their game: Black Sabbath – "Paranoid" Blue Oyster Cult – "Don't Fear the Reaper" Bon Jovi – "Wanted Dead or Alive" David Bowie – "Suffragette City" Foo Fighters…
Date Archives July 2007
Halo Goodbye
November 12, snitches. • Nickelodeon stars of yesteryear lend a hand in a Marc Summers Revenge Plan • Mortal Kombat! • pro wrestling + fullbleed = AWESOME
Top five answers on the board
Show me "AIDS"! AIDS, the ESPYs and mac and cheese. [opens envelope] Name three things that Magic Johnson enjoys. AIDS, the ESPYs and mac and cheese walk into a bar…
Haven't had a dream in a long time
My buddy Jose is leaning toward accepting a job at the New York Times covering "culture," which means I'll finally have a place to crash in the city. No more day trips from down the coast. [crosses fingers] In August, my cousin Pei-Yu is moving…
We don't call paint "shiny," we call it "wet"
For your consideration: Playing a goth isn't quite playing a retard. Pooping in a shower isn't quite playing a retard. Does the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences give Emmys for participation? I nominate "Stand By Me" for 'saddest song in the history of music.'…
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Fast forward to 2:30. You're welcome. • Headlines • Letters from an Occupant • Vote for the Best Restroom of 2007!
Irrational Anthem
With company like this, no wonder Bill Amend cut FoxTrot down to Sundays. Also in the paper yesterday: That's the actual caption. I'm convinced that DeepDiscount.com affords to sell items at bargain prices by not hiring any staff to help process orders. If I hadn't…
Incontinent
24 execs have scrapped virtually their entire story line for season 7 after Fox put the kibosh on a costly plan to shoot a number of episodes in Africa. [source] So…back to Los Angeles then?
Awesome Licking Pets Wallpaper
Did my father just ask Johnson about "Holocaust girls"? WHAT? Oh. Holy Cross girls! I forgot he attended… I glimpsed my brother's summer to-do list. At the bottom: Find something to do. I see a lot of strange IMDb message board threads inquiring about the…